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# While not essentialy a meme, I have always been puzzled by the B3ta consensus around....
I have always been puzzled by the B3ta consensus around....
BATTENBERG!
There are people here who LOVE it and those who DENY its almondy awesomeness but so many agree it seems to be the perfect B3ta cake?
Why is that? It's hardly a 'mainstream' sweet/cake (my guess is that it the pink-yellow chequer pattern is sust to good a visual to miss)
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 9:09, archived)
# I don't like marzipan
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 9:10, archived)
# *shakes head sadly*
Well, I'm sure you are a good person in OTHER ways
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 9:11, archived)
# I don't like tea either.
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 9:13, archived)
# ...
Steady on
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 9:16, archived)
# HAHAHA
you have no soul
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 9:13, archived)
# LIES, I have a Diana Ross record.
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 9:18, archived)
# cheerfully retracted
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 9:19, archived)
# Arsecake of the Devil
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 9:13, archived)
# Finally a sensible gentleman of taste, not swept in the meme of Battenburg.
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 9:17, archived)
# Marzipan is the name of the Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 9:19, archived)
# Behave yourself
just because it has the same smell as Cyanide doesn't make it evil.
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 9:24, archived)
# It can never be made evil,
it's evil incarnate
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 9:25, archived)
# It is a gift from the gods, Sweet ambrosia gifted from Olympus
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 9:30, archived)
# You are wrong on all level of Hades
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 9:33, archived)
# For dinner today I will go out and by a roll of Marzipan
and eat it until I vomit
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 9:37, archived)
# 0.000001 seconds later...
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 9:43, archived)
# I'll film it
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 9:49, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Here is wisdom.
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 9:33, archived)
# *narrows eyes*
You know, This is the REAL reason I treat you with suspicion...
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 9:49, archived)
# hahaha, :) not the NWO then?
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 9:56, archived)