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# Also
The Guardian is running a Photoshop course.

At the end of the course you will be able to
• Crop and Straighten images.
• Adjust lightness/darkness and contrast
• Remove red-eye and blemishes.
• Convert images to Black and White.
• Learn to use blurring and sharpening filters to improve digital photographs.

Cost, 55 quid. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:13, archived)
# What about...
+ Draw CDC's
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:14, archived)
# I think we'll have to wait for the advanced course for that.
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:16, archived)
# jeepers, I honestly can't comprehend why
are they going under and desperately trying to make money
are they comedy scamps mocking those who want to be photoshop pros
are the, no, that's all I can guess
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:19, archived)
# They've been offering a few of these courses lately.
My guess is they're trying a variety of methods to generate money from the website.
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:24, archived)
# What? No liquify tool usage?
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:19, archived)
# Did someone say "liquify"????

(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:28, archived)
# "Adjust lightness/darkness and contrast"
more daily mail than guardian, shirley?
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:21, archived)
# I think that depends.
If they teach you to do it with an adjustment layer, you're probably reading one of those Photoshop Techniques type magazines.
If they teach you to do it from the Image -> Adjustments menu, it's probably the Guardian or the Independent
If they teach you to do it by narrowing your eyes and grimacing while muttering about immigrants, it's probably the Daily Mail
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:29, archived)
# hahahaha
modern jounalism in three sentences, copyright 2011 mofaha
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:32, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Most true
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:03, archived)