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rawr @facebook

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:02, archived)

aaaawwww!

i just think you all need hugs. i'm willing to give them.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:04, archived)

and warm milk

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:04, archived)

or cider

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:05, archived)

sold!

buckfast?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:06, archived)

strongbow

2 litres for £2.99

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:06, archived)

not better buying a 24 tin pack for £9.50? :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:08, archived)

if i had £9.50 and a car

i'd be there

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:10, archived)

we'll have none of that over a £10 spot for 24 cans up here

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:12, archived)

where is up here?

liverpool is pretty cheap for booze, it has to be. off license staff don't like being knifed.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:14, archived)

scotchland

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:15, archived)

nice!

only time i've been there, i got pissed up with a greek bloke and drove to gretna green. we thought it'd be funny to get wed.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:18, archived)

lmao..brill :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:23, archived)

thank fuck we sobered up

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:26, archived)

Yes.

I think someone is tired.:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:04, archived)

i think you all need to have a group hug

seriously, i hate confrontation. life is too short and i love you all :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:06, archived)

Or a religion

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:08, archived)

fuck, no

religion is shite

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:10, archived)

what are you like?..haha

bang that drum riverghost...bang that fucking drum

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:10, archived)

Yeah

You do realise when you rant it makes no sense to any other living being?
As I said before: Joke. Of. B3ta.
Everyone is laughing at you.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:14, archived)

he's just a grumpy old cunt

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:16, archived)

bzzzzzzzzing!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:17, archived)

you always have been, Prodge

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:20, archived)

I was born greetin'

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:23, archived)

greetin'?

that's proper scottish.
my aunt went into a chemist in the gorbals and asked for something for burns. they tried to sell her lollipops.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:32, archived)

haha :)

they probably thought bairns?

bairns means child :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:38, archived)

yes, i know

my uncle is glaswegian, i'm the only one in the family who can understand him

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:40, archived)

pffh stupid forrins

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:42, archived)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:45, archived)

so you've said about 3 times now..

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:17, archived)

Well as long as you understand it..

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:18, archived)

I'm not laughing at him.....

I think you are acting quite wrong myself....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:17, archived)

Yep, seems that way

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El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:21, archived)

this

indeed

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empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:29, archived)

LET THE INTER4NET DECIDE! (you can only vote once)

is riverghost an asshole?

spotify:track:7H6ayCNPQjY7AOCDE4AvMi (Hamburger Train by Primus)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:18, archived)

i refuse to vote on this

on the grounds that taking sides is a bit of a schoolyard thing to do.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:19, archived)

they should play monopoly to decide who is cooler

then vacation in venice togedda

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:21, archived)

monopoly is an evil game

have you ever tried to remove a small metal dog from your nostril?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:24, archived)

yes, once

but i usually play as the top hat

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:25, archived)

i'm always the ship

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:28, archived)

now you have me thinking about enya

as you have a good memory for tv

do you know of a sketch which had an enya lookalike doing a gangster rap to a song that sounds like 'orinoco flow'?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:35, archived)

was it french and saunders?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:36, archived)

no it's an obscure bbc2 program

which also had peter seranifcibcfvixh as Brian May playing a dentist

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:45, archived)

stumped me there

but peter serafinopwicz was the voice of darth maul

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:50, archived)

someone mentionted it and i'll be fucked if i can find it

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:57, archived)

mhy mingdis a blank

a cider-soaked blank

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:05, archived)

Me too.

As I said. Please justify yourself. I never get an answer:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:22, archived)

personally speaking, I'd let it go

before I start posting pictures of Hulk Hogan doing 9/11 in a Cat Survival Trust vest.

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:23, archived)

is it worth it?

really?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:27, archived)

For the record

I'm not laughing, I'm waiting for you all to shut the fuck up.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:23, archived)

haha :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:25, archived)

Hahahahahahahahaahah^

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:25, archived)

I never thought I'd say this

well said, Mofaha.

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:28, archived)

-__-

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:18, archived)

NOTHING is better than a chainsaw

except poo on a stick

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:29, archived)

i've just scanned below and you seem to be a confused dullard

no offence

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:10, archived)

Seriously

It's not that interesting.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:17, archived)

Yes enough please.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:19, archived)

Exactly.

I'm off to watch builders make a villa on 4OD :D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:35, archived)

you got that right

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:20, archived)

This..... totally....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:18, archived)

silly tiger, you are not a snake

do not try to swallow that person whole

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:05, archived)

Well, I'm convinced

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:09, archived)

Tiger wishes he would have tried to eat a smaller egg...!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:09, archived)

EGGZ R TASTEE

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:11, archived)

inb4Riverghost has something to say.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:10, archived)

Hey, Ttssattsr - say something about music

What should I be listening to right now?

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El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:23, archived)

It depends what you're in the mood for.

I'd say you need to listen to Syzygys - Complete Studio Recordings. Imagine if The Residents made Japanese pop songs. Try it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrA-QzjkEPs Other tracks are a little more layed back. Some more traditional eastern sounding songs and some light jazz. Played on Partch's 43 notes per octave system.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:26, archived)

If that's not your thing, PM me and I'll try again later.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:33, archived)

Oooh, I like that

I have been listening to a lot of susumu yokota recently (not dissimilar)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SNfdXQoSfA

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El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:47, archived)

i can't decide by the scissor sisters

or fast as a shark by accept

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:31, archived)

Ah, not really to my taste, I'm afraid

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El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:03, archived)

horses for coourses

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:48, archived)

facebook schmacebook

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:14, archived)

Atomic! Lets social network!

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Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:16, archived)

internet outcasts

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:20, archived)

*feels left out*

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FIEND, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:21, archived)

*invites* ...(and then blocks)... XD

*edit: nice edit fiend... :D...v

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:32, archived)

tweet me

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:22, archived)

@PedroHin I put on my robe and wizard hat. #cyber

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Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:24, archived)

eww

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:25, archived)

RIS fb?

(macroscian (1 like), Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:23, archived)

...then well go out on the piss.

Yeah, see ya mum.

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:34, archived)

awesome

and quick threadjack; is it me or does BBC News Science section have a squirrel with a sniper rifle in the top corner?

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:36, archived)

if it doesn't, it should

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:39, archived)

haha :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:41, archived)