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# I am going to TJ here because something quite amusing just happened to me
I belong to Neighbourhood watch.
It's a bit more than the usual in that we have walkie talkies and we help out the police by surrounding areas with our cars or helping chase suspects and exciting things like that.

About an hour ago, a member reported that there was a break-in in progress next door to her. She notified us before the police as we tend to be a lot quicker. About 20 of use zoomed to the place and surrounded the area. Next thing, four cops came out of the house with two men in handcuffs. It was the police who actually broke in to surprise abalone smugglers and came out find find us surrounding the area.

All that adrenaline rush for nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:21, archived)
#
Mmmmm, abalone
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:28, archived)
# That hardly looks "fresh" to me...
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:31, archived)
# Salty seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:33, archived)
# I didn't know what abalone was before I clicked this.
Now I know that it is a sea vagina. Thanks once again to mofaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:36, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:38, archived)
# abalone smugglers?
fucking niche criminals! meth lab not good enough for them?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:29, archived)
# It sells for a vast amount of money
but it's a difficult thing to smuggle because of the smell.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:54, archived)
# they should hide it on a busload of women golfers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 23:04, archived)
# I had to look up what an abalone was
Thought it was a lonely albino :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:38, archived)