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# Ronn Motors Scorpian

(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Root Mean Square?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:25, archived)
# Dave?
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:26, archived)
# He's over there, next to the ornamental water feature.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:27, archived)
# bloody hell!
I didn't know mummification was legal anymore.
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Apparently, it's alright if you do it as a surprise.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:32, archived)
# Just don't forget to shout surprise first
It's the same with Rape, you can't be arrested if you shout surprise first, it becomes surprise sex which is legal
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:01, archived)
# it's a car!


(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:41, archived)
# it's a scooner
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDoC8BhtUyo
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:45, archived)
# That's a car
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:29, archived)
# cock
(NickBlinko Papas Adrianas, Papas Adrianas, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:37, archived)
# needs balls, 3 pubes per ball and spunk
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:39, archived)
# You... or the picture?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:58, archived)
# me, obviously
after that back sack and crack wax....
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:59, archived)
# See, back and crack I'm okay with
but sack?

It doesn't seem to be firmly enough attached to be waxed as well
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:03, archived)
# it's ok, they keep superglue and staples nearby in case of emergency
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Now it makes sense
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:07, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:09, archived)
# I have been stapling my "seam" since I was 12
out of fear that it might come unstitched.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:18, archived)
# According to the letters page in Viz
it's about 50/50 whether you have a "seam" or not
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Oh, I thought everyone had one
even girls

VOTE NOW!

Seams
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:21, archived)
# i can't believe i just checked...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:38, archived)
# and in the middle of the office
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:45, archived)
# what did you find?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:52, archived)
# no seam
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:18, archived)
# Everyone's got a seam haven't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:19, archived)
# That's what we're trying to find out
On further inspection, I am a lot less seamy than I had thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:26, archived)
# I am seamed
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:27, archived)
# In a world where the seamed treat the unseamly as a social underclass
I will forever be unsure of my place. This will result in my scrotum having to be constantly inspected by beautiful young ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:43, archived)
# you dirty unseamed freak
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:45, archived)
# It depends on the temperature maybe
in a warm bath, mine's barely noticeable, but when it's cold it's far more prominent
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:47, archived)
# So did I, it seams I have a seam horse on my scrotum.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Hahahahaha! Milt.
Could I have coined a new gimmick in my own spasticated little way?
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Not unless you are me from about 8 years ago
no
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:12, archived)
# Did someone mention seams?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:25, archived)
# someone drew a spunking cock in the dirt on my car
was it you?
(I helped save b3ta! ReReformed, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:06, archived)
# you are one serious lurker
nice!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:07, archived)
#
and it was about 3 years before I registered.

I like the pictures. You all talk crap.
(I helped save b3ta! ReReformed, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:09, archived)
# aha! you understand the basic premise
shop a chair, pull up a kitten.
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:10, archived)
# took you 7 years to realise we all talk crap?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:12, archived)
#
no, I just didn't bother posting.

...look at the picture of the teh quo/kitten/half fox half girl soft porn comic strip thing....scroll comments scroll comments scroll comments...look at the picture of the teh quo/kitten/half fox half....
(I helped save b3ta! ReReformed, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:19, archived)
# it's a half girl half squirrel
with tits
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:20, archived)
# phew I thought I was a perv getting a stiffy from a fox
but squirrels with the big boobies is okay.
(I helped save b3ta! ReReformed, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:30, archived)
# get a chubby from foxes
you sick pervert
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:19, archived)
# I think he has already left
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:19, archived)
# * heads off to ReReformed's house
* draws another spunking cock in the dirt on his car
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:39, archived)
# This has just made me giggle like a girl...
Why is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:43, archived)
# and this is your own work?

EDIT: Also, I just looked at your web site - It's shite got some nice images.. Did you use GeoCities to create it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:53, archived)
# It was missing something
and when the quo was posted I knew what it was missing

To be fair I didn't paint this either




Ewwww Geocities no, dreamweaver
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Looks again...
Oh.. sorry, I missed that them
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:58, archived)
# I thought it might be a bit subtle
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:59, archived)
# You should have gone to Spac-Savers
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Too Soon!
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Da Vinci died in 1519
I don't think he would mind
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:11, archived)
# Looks like Freewebs to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:00, archived)
# just looked and I agree it does
but it isn't and I don't think they would have the sexi java scripted image rotation in the header
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:09, archived)
# you do know I'll be redesigning it all now
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:18, archived)
#
make more of an effort this time. At least put some hairs on it.
(I helped save b3ta! ReReformed, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Woo but could do with more grey shades...

earlier example
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Can I buy one?
I bet it's expensive
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Scorpion.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:14, archived)
# webuyanycar:D
(herman:D, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:30, archived)