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# toast is better than sex
if it's done right
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:56, archived)
# You are either doing your sex VERY wrong
or your toast VERY right!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:59, archived)
# my sex is like my toasting
knob not turned enough and popping out too early just barely warm and looking sad and floppy with a dry crusty edge
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:26, archived)
# Text book Premature Toastulation.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:29, archived)
# haha
it's Ok once you've slathered it in marmalade and rammed it in the mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:30, archived)
# Toast is rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:08, archived)
# toast? rubbish? i suppose you eat bread raw, you barbarian!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:23, archived)
# Why do you think they have toastie, and hyper mega super toastie loaves?
So you have the lowest toast:soft bread ratio possible. That toast is a 2 setting, barely. More bread than toast. Don't tell me you like toast; I see through your golden breadcrumb veil of lies.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:27, archived)
# heheh you may be right, but,
i only bought that loaf so i could make that image. I know, sad.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:00, archived)
# I've got a panini press
It's extra sexy
(dredgeups, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:28, archived)
# No.
Being squashed and hot doesn't make it a good sandwich. A bit of gooey cheese can, I admit, make a nice change. But just put it in the microwave for 30 secs and spread it on. It'll save you 5 minutes and you won't have to use shit chiabattawhatever bread in a vain attempt to make something authentically italian.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:33, archived)
# Fucking ciabatta, it's like eating sponge.
Don't get me started on fucking ciabatta.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:35, archived)
# Toasted Ciabatta with roasted peppers and pecorino or goat's cheese drizzled with a quality extra virgin olive oil ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:39, archived)
# Just stuff a pepper. Then you won't have to eat the shit toasted bread underneath it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:41, archived)
# The bread in your scenario acts merely as a vehicle to get the good stuff to your feed hole.
Just because it's covered in good stuff doesn't make the bread itself good too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:44, archived)
# Put some balsamic on there
Then you'll be in flavor town.
(dredgeups, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:42, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:43, archived)
# Exactly!
The bread adds nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:47, archived)
# I just use pittas instead of panini breads
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:54, archived)
# *jealous*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:34, archived)