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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 3:25, archived)
# "Breakfast" time?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 3:35, archived)
# I'd call it dinner.
Consider the icons all around us. A paper with a dog-ear how cute. A text box with some little diagonal lines in the bottom right corner that wants to say "click me to make this box bigger" but actually says, "look out, this corner is dirty".

Mofaha does two things to an image:
1) he simplifies.
2) he artifies.

I'm not an astronomer, I just look at stars and say "wow".
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 4:01, archived)
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‘I can’t walk with you this afternoon,’ a friend would say, ‘as I have no less than eleven dinners to digest. I had to let them stand over from last week, being so busy, and my doctor says he will not answer for the consequences if I wait any longer!’
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 4:14, archived)
# I also select the finest images that play well with my objectives. My filter alters things, makes them fat, makes them haunting. Thank you, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 4:15, archived)
# I wonder if there is such a thing in nature as a FAT MIND?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 4:19, archived)
# It's a topographic Hepburn!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 4:22, archived)
# maintenance. a baffelingly shit word to spell, amongst other incantations now I've forgotten what I meant to say.
Uniform baggage. Bulking the nearest area. Melange of the incomplete.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 4:31, archived)
# Yeah it wants to be maintainance, but English won't let it.
"Melange of the incomplete" is great.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 4:51, archived)
# This is not the first time I've pimped your shit.
But you've always been so gracious.

Shine on you, Mofaha Muther Fucker, and your kind. You make sparkles from nothing, and populate the net with gems. I dig you.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 5:08, archived)
# One of Yes's
less popular sequel albums.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:02, archived)
# Well
I'm not necessarily arty, but I'm definitely a bit simple :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 4:22, archived)
# Ooh, nicely.
Have a click.

She has evil brows . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 4:11, archived)
# Agreed!
Subtle as an elephant's demeanor.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 5:12, archived)
# You're thinking of a brick wall!
*explodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 15 Mar 2011, 5:24, archived)