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[challenge entry] Apologies for the repost, I did this during the Beijing games.

From the The Internet Olympics challenge. See all 102 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 0:25, archived)
# hamtoucher
and ris
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 0:28, archived)
# ristoucher
and ham
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 0:31, archived)
# Worst. Omelette. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 1:31, archived)
# ...aw, shit. I could've disproved that. But I'm here turning this room upside down looking for the lil' USB stick
that holds all my b3ta stuff (and some crucial professional archives, and tons of music) and is the only existing copy of it all, since I wiped it all off this work laptop last week.
It's a tiny, pale grey, unassuming little thing. And it's not where I left it.
My earlier Hulk rage has subsided into a whimpering, fretting, morose, pessimistic prodding in corners.
If only this room I'm staying in didn't double as a storage room for a fucking artist who loves accumulating seemingly useless bits of tiny, nondescript junk and storing them in higgeldy-piggeldy ways.
Bah.

Still, here's the Monks performing 'Higgle-dy-Piggle-dy' : www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCz5ZE8rmQA
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 1:57, archived)
# have a sleep
and then try again...

...otherwise shout songs at pretty Spanish girls as they walk by...

[edit: through a megaphone!]
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 4:21, archived)
# That's your answer to everything.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 4:33, archived)
# I'll be forced to do this


Dunno if it is acceptable for the compo, being the real guy doing real sports and all.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 0:31, archived)
# Real people doing real sport have never had any place in the Olympics,
and never will.
The whole thing is a global celebration of shit non-sport 'sport'. For cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 1:05, archived)
# Like sync swimming and basque pelota
I like track & field, though.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 1:13, archived)
# Does the basque pelota come with chips?
And is the vegeta the side salad?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 1:18, archived)
# It's usually served with ondes martenot
and those little salty eyebrows, you know, what the hell are they called... anchovies.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 1:34, archived)
# After a hard four-day week, a'sweatin' an' a'gruntin' away, I call these little salty eyebrows "eyebrows".
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 1:38, archived)
# I grew up on this
Toei cartoon! [ orig 1983? ]
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 4:23, archived)
# Beijing?
Shirley we can reach farther back than that for a pea
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 1:37, archived)
# Yes, we can
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 1:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Pommel Seam Horse
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 3:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh go on then.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:09, archived)