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(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:26, archived)
^ everything needs...
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:33,
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That girl is absolutely terrifying.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:12,
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But the kitten balances it out
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:17,
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This meat pie?
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:46,
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Well, that as well...naturally.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:06,
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Text on a picture...* Why hasn't anyone else ever thought of doing that?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:39,
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there's an entire festival devoted to it(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:46,
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Yes, it's funny because they were so unsafe the cores explodedand showered everyone within 200 miles with radioactive caesium and plutonium, who all mutated into zombies and fed on each others' disintegrating brains.
Oh wait, they didn't. They shut them down with nothing more than zapping a few employees with the equivalent of a couple of chest X-rays, and the only radioactivity outside the plant had a half life of a few days and about as much radiation as you get from the sprinkling of carbon isotopes in your arse.
Meanwhile the sea, with its perfectly normal levels of radiation, killed off 10-20 thousand people in one go. Minor co-incidences, eh?
Now fuck off back to Daily Mail land. I heard the sky is falling and it's only rising house prices that can save us.
(Oh wait, they didn't. They shut them down with nothing more than zapping a few employees with the equivalent of a couple of chest X-rays, and the only radioactivity outside the plant had a half life of a few days and about as much radiation as you get from the sprinkling of carbon isotopes in your arse.
Meanwhile the sea, with its perfectly normal levels of radiation, killed off 10-20 thousand people in one go. Minor co-incidences, eh?
Now fuck off back to Daily Mail land. I heard the sky is falling and it's only rising house prices that can save us.
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:55,
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on b3ta the Daily Mail come to youffs ..the number of links we get :(
( Elvis impersonator,
Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:58,
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^ thisregardless of your views on nuclear power, the Japanese have handled this very well indeed
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:59,
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Yeah, but that 2.2 'quake in Blackpool,That could have spilt someone's tea into the ZX81 controlling one of our nuclear power stations and blown us all sky-high!
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:04,
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I expect they've placed a yellow cone in the area to warn passers-by Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:08,
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Here here...*salutes*
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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here.,
Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:11,
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For the most part I agree with youbut there's been a bit more than 'zapping a few employees with the equivalent of a couple of chest x-rays". Those employees will be lucky to live for another year.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:54,
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Well, they kind of did, didn't they?And now they are shutting the entire plant down. So I guess top observation points to you, in that case.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:25,
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