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# I know it's a cliche
but I can't help thinking that guy is probably a heavily repressed homosexual. I mean, why else would it occupy his entire world-view to such an extent? The Bible doesn't make a big deal out of it.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:30, archived)
# It's been proven that Christ died on the cross with an erection.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:34, archived)
# WTF!!?
:s
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:36, archived)
# I read it on Richard Littlejohn's blog, also there was a picture of him being sucked off by a black youth.
Most spicy.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:42, archived)
# Like this?
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:48, archived)
# Still ballin
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:49, archived)
# they hung the turin shroud over it like a towel rail is what I heard
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:40, archived)
# "Lead us not into tentation"
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:41, archived)
# for thine is the glory hole, for ever and ever
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:44, archived)
# "Give us this day, our daily head"
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:46, archived)
# FUCK
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:54, archived)
# They carbon dated his spunk, the results were highly erotic.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:43, archived)
# they made a picture of it that looked like mother theresa's face is what I heard
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:45, archived)
# I've just a wickedbad idea for a gay prono.
An all-male bukkake where christ is jazzed over by his disciples.

With your media connections you can make this happen.

I believe in you.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:48, archived)
# a) I bet it already exists
and b) you're confusing me with someone who has done well out of b3ta and who isn't sat wondering if pizza hut are hiring evening staff
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Less time on here, more time being a corporate cocksucker.
SUCCESS AWAITS!
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:56, archived)
# I read that as "they carbonated his spunk"
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:01, archived)
# salty cream soda soda stream for the mother fucking win
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:14, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:00, archived)
# i recognise that cross
Photobucket
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:03, archived)
# sweet jebus japes (signing stuff looks gay, ignore that)
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:07, archived)
# I just can't weigh it all up
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:14, archived)
# I was walking down the road earlier today carrying beer and I thought of something that I consider to be quite profound.
It goes thusly;

Life is a balance of you imposing your will upon it
and others imposing their will upon you.

Also, did you sort out that R4DS?

:P
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:31, archived)
# Yus
I did. I still no idea if the effort was in any way appreciated tho.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 18:10, archived)
# I think it's safe to say that the majority of hatred toward homosexuals
is based on jealousy and the person not being able to admit to being gay (or just having mild feelings) themselves.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Plus, they get all the cock.
Save some of that sweet meat for us norms.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:41, archived)
# im sure i saw him once with an 'i am what i am' placard
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:37, archived)
# That's Popeye.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:37, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHahahahahahahaha
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Or...
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:43, archived)
# I'm strong to the finish with me eucharist spinach
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:57, archived)
# You are probably right.
Though, watching that Louis Theroux show on them, I did feel that they have something of a point in that their reading of the Bible with God as a jealous scary monster, rather than a loving thing, does seem to be what the Old Testament actually says.

They ignore the bits about love, whereas other Christians seem to ignore the bit about fear.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:18, archived)