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# b3ta
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Could it be that I hold in my hand a nugget of purest magenta?
Well it's more of a splat!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Blimey.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:47, archived)
# It's how cottage cheese is made
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:55, archived)
# There's smeg in them thar hills!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:55, archived)
# Bed panning for gold?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Beautiful!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:03, archived)
# You have found some smegma.
Inspect smegma? Turn to page 94
Pick up smegma? Turn to page 347
Fight smegma? Turn to page 117
Continue along corridor? Turn to page 8
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:08, archived)
# what about taste smegma?
or flick smegma at your gran?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:15, archived)
# NOT IN THIS BOOK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:23, archived)
# WHY
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:27, archived)
# TURN TO PAGE 78
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:28, archived)
# Page 78
You find some poop.
To poop back and forth forever Turn to page 404
To go WTF? Turn back to page 001
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:51, archived)
# Aww,
page 404, not found!
))<>((
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:55, archived)
# I really want to know what happens on page 403 but it's FORBIDDEN!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:10, archived)
# 117
plz
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:46, archived)
# Internet board
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:20, archived)
#
1) Climb Mt Knob
2) Find Smegma
3) ????
4) PROFIT!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:35, archived)
# Reminds me of the 1982 Lichfield Smeg Rush.
"There's smeg in them thar bell-ends, boys!"
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:38, archived)