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# I think it went something like this
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:47, archived)
# Where do I send the bill for a new monitor?
Mine is now fizzing electrically from beer spittage.
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:48, archived)
# Yo, Home!
Smell ya later!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:48, archived)
# Sorry uncle Phil!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zS1cLOIxsQ8
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:51, archived)
# That reminded me of this:
Cosby Show - I Got That Feelin' which is blocked in my viewing area, so have this instead www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHXYE5LiOik

And BTW, Carleton is a better dancer than Will: www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_D8T5XZ2A0
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:59, archived)
# .
I wish we did shit like that at our typical family Sunday Dinner.
We just tend to eat in silence, then after desert tell everyone how much we hate each other.
I wish I was black.
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:08, archived)
#
*empties petrol can over your body, takes out box of matches*
Are you sure?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:13, archived)
# Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:15, archived)
# Stay logged on to the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:22, archived)
#
arf
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:23, archived)
# Evidently, I have done
One vacation day and one sick day, and suddenly I make the B3ta top 20!
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:25, archived)
# Your obedience is appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:28, archived)
# Thanks,
I don't make pictures, but anything I can do to encourage others, I will.
(including feeding freebase sources, to add some freshness to that meme)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:32, archived)
# C'mon, you've got MS Paint. You do make pictures in your imagination, you just haven't posted them here yet.
Don't be shy. Look, you're being encouraged.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:39, archived)
# I know, some days I feel like I have a seven-year-old L-plate
and then I see one of Smash's turdfish, and figure there's hope for me yet
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:42, archived)
# Gaz me for some tutorials.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:46, archived)
# Later, it's nearly bedtime
Cheers, everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:55, archived)
# Night
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:00, archived)
# That sounds like a good idea.
Sweet dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:02, archived)
# Just chuck any old shit on. All of us do.
Confidence? Shmonfidence.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:54, archived)
# also
www.b3ta.com/board/10386957
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:45, archived)
# :)
drawn in '04, but I updated it in order to not invoke 3-pube-per-ball pedantry.

This is the first time in yonks I've gotten any attention on here. I feel like I'm being groomed...
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:48, archived)
#
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:50, archived)
# Would you like some Turkish Delight?
*runs icy hand through RedHouse's hair*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:56, archived)
# pfft!
I'm older than you, birthday boy!

G'nite!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:18, archived)
# I once had 2nd place.
But it became clear I would never match smash monkey.
It was about that time I stopped posting much.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:33, archived)
# But
"The Power of Christ!"
is a pretty good random quotation. It beats the arse off of
"Or, perhaps,"
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:34, archived)
# Before midnight
it was "Je l'ai achete chez Ikea, absolument!"
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:37, archived)
# Tricky things
clocks.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:39, archived)
# Non, c'etait un tapis:
www.b3ta.com/board/10384821
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:43, archived)
# So desu ne
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:47, archived)
# These people called Romans, they go to the house?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:50, archived)
#
tell everyone how much we hate each other belch loudly and leave it to the womenfolk to clear the table.
And although not black, I've always thought that my father bears quite a resemblance to Dr. Huxtable.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:14, archived)
# That was a family of torturers.
It got so bad at one stage that Theo (who was supposed to be 15) literally jumped for joy when he was allowed to have a "baco-burger-dog",
and Bill Cosby, or "Dr Huxtable", saw fit to tell his dad off for playing a disappointing trombone solo at his gig.
Bill can have a trombone solo where the sun don't shine.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:20, archived)
# But, chocolate cake for breakfast!
He has to win "Great Dad" points for that?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:28, archived)
# Well,
one man's ZRBTT is another man's indictable child abuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:33, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:54, archived)
# wailaapoyc?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:57, archived)
# huh?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:57, archived)
# wtfayboab?
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:58, archived)
# because she askeded nicely
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:01, archived)
# nothing i post today is making any sense
a bit gruesome though. he could've washed his hands
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:00, archived)
# That's not dirt,
It's decay.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:02, archived)
# Fuuuuuckin' hell.
That made my eyes turn red and my nostrils turn green.
Are you still pencilled in to do the official royal wedding portrait?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:58, archived)
# As soon as they dig her back up,
I'll be there with my pencils.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:01, archived)
# Aaaw, the Queen of Hearts.
I'd forgotten about that daft young bag.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:07, archived)
# There was a second rate curry house in Manchester called "The Princess of Hearts"
I always thought it would have made more money as a drive through.

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:10, archived)
# B'dum tsshhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:14, archived)
# I Than Q
It's true though.

www.manchester.com/restaurants/details/237/Princess_Of_Hearts.html




May contain lies
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:16, archived)
# No thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:01, archived)
# FUUUCK!
TinEye says it's real!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:07, archived)
# Yes.
That's why Wills isn't going to wear one.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:20, archived)
# Glad mine's in a box
(the ring, not the wife)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:24, archived)
# That's some fucking ill shit.
Link it, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:19, archived)
# what the fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 6:37, archived)
# Degloving
Not nice
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:33, archived)
# we don't need that shit here
*adblocks*
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:35, archived)
# ^ what she said.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:02, archived)
# no no no
(herman:D, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 21:21, archived)
# FRESH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:18, archived)
# Lolz.....
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:53, archived)
# haha, I remember that.
And now I remember that "FRESH" should be yellow text on a blue background.
Knew there was something missing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 1:25, archived)