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# The Beatles without any hands.
Just because A Hard Day's Night was on the telly earlier on, was feeling a tad Beatley, and this is the result.

And I've even refrained from captions. That's your job.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 1:26, archived)
# haha
and only 7.5 legs
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 1:32, archived)
# Yeah, the caption I refrained from putting on there was " 'ey, George, where's yer leg?"
So, nicely spotted.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 1:36, archived)
# john and ringo could be doing a 3 legged race, too
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 1:42, archived)
# And in a way, they were.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 1:44, archived)
# why am i looking at a picture of your fab 4
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 1:35, archived)
# well, i'm stumped

Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 1:35, archived)
# Nang!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 1:37, archived)
# Nong!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 1:45, archived)
# Nice one. You're like a jazz player. Gotta post this now, to expose it to people, possibly overseas, who might never have the chance to see it otherwise (it's by Spike Milligan)
On the Ning Nang Nong
Where the Cows go Bong!
and the monkeys all say BOO!
There's a Nong Nang Ning
Where the trees go Ping!
And the tea pots jibber jabber joo.
On the Nong Ning Nang
All the mice go Clang
And you just can't catch 'em when they do!
So its Ning Nang Nong
Cows go Bong!
Nong Nang Ning
Trees go ping
Nong Ning Nang
The mice go Clang
What a noisy place to belong
is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 1:51, archived)
# Just imagine.
Never having heard of Spike Milligan.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 1:59, archived)
# That'd be practically unthinkable. But possible. Which is why I put the space-gobbling WORDS onto the board rather than just posting a link.
After all, growing up without exposure to Spike Milligan might lead to young people becoming dangerously well-adjusted, uncritical and unable to think for themselves.
And that'd never do.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 2:09, archived)
# D'oh, I did it again.
Popped in for a quick gander and got totally waylaid.
3 day week ahead, I need some sleep...
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 2:19, archived)
# It's easily done.
Sweet dreamses.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 2:23, archived)
# Is this a sympathetic amputation
for Heather?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 2:06, archived)
# Hey, I'll conduct any major surgery for some nice-smelling little purple flowers.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 2:14, archived)
# You're thinking of lavender.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 2:43, archived)
# ah, that works perfectly
i like that ringo's looking at him, thinking wtf

if i wasn't building flat pack furniture, i'd animate the 3 legged race too.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 2:48, archived)
# Wimp
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 2:49, archived)
# nah, just lazy
i'm on here avoiding FPF and using FPF as an excuse not to work on photoshop ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 3:03, archived)
# hahaha, you're making me feel downright lazy.
This pic was absolutely gagging for 'shop fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 2:57, archived)
# ooo. paul looks ripe for a heal clicker too!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 3:04, archived)
# Do it, man.
The source pic was easily found. It was on the first page when I typed "A Hard Day's Night" into google images.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 3:11, archived)
# see, i'm that lazy i just pinched yours.
i just need to muster the enthusiasm to finish putting a dining table together, then maybe firing up PS.
most of the crap that i've done in PS lately though has been, well exactly that, so my enthusiasm's waning a bit
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 3:13, archived)
# Well, mine's somewhat less than awe-inspiring.
But (perhaps cynically) I knew a Beatlepic'd stimulate people a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 3:18, archived)
# i may have mentioned somewhere on here before, i more of a stones fan.
the beatles do seem to be much more shoppable though.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 3:21, archived)
# Well, it's Beatles in the winter and Stones in the summer, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 3:23, archived)
# Not here (Southern USA)
It's Stones in the winter and stupidly big Beetles in the summer.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 3:32, archived)
# And so to bed.
The beetles compel me. They're complaining about the light from my monitor, I won't be able to hold them off for long, the shotgun is nearly out and I only have 1000 rounds for the 45.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 3:36, archived)
# Living in my own head (as I spend far too much time doing), in the southern parts of the USA,
I'd like to spend my summers listening to the 13th Floor Elevators and Royal Trux. And the Rolling Stones, of course ;)
*Is tempted to roll out a list of tons of other stuff too*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 3:42, archived)
# So you get the Beetles for free too?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 3:44, archived)
# Beetles records are the most horrifically expensive records a chap can buy.
Fortunately, I got the ones I like as presents. Except the white album, which is so expensive it makes one's toenails turn black.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 4:03, archived)
# I have loads of beetles records
I as hoping to sell them, but they're not really expensive
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 4:24, archived)
# Sounds like your adventures in flat-pack furniture were resolved without catastrophe. Good.
But inexpensive Beeetles records are a myth. A phantasm. A chimera.
*just bought a CD of the white album for £4.99. But it was sodding second-hand.*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 4:38, archived)
# hang on, let me see if i added them to discogs
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 4:46, archived)
# nah, i took them off
i did have a quick look and i suppose when you look at what you would pay in the shops for a record, some old beatles would seem a bit expensive.
not nearly as much as i've traded some records for though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 4:52, archived)
# oh and yeah, furniture up, and is still after 30 minutes
chalked that one up as a success.
i've sustained no injuries too, so that's bonus.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 4:54, archived)
# Hey, if you've got some old Beatles records to sell for cheap, GAZ me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 5:04, archived)
# sure, but i won't be able sell you any until next summer
my vinyl's all up in my folk's loft and i won't be back that way until next year.
you may need to remind me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 5:42, archived)
# right! animate the 3 leggers
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 5:43, archived)
# WIN
I'm starting to regret not removing all their limbs now. It was clearly do-able.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 5:51, archived)
# do it!
DO IT NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 6:00, archived)
# I don't think I can.
Firstly, I'm so smashed I'm having to close one eye just so that I can see my hands as they type,
and secondly, people would rightly want to kneecap me if I posted a slightly different picture in a new thread (making an effort to assemble a new pic just to bung it in an existing thread being, of course, unthinkable).
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 6:11, archived)
# i'm pretty sure we're the only two people here
and at this time of the day, who would really give a fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 6:27, archived)
# Good point.
But sorry, I'm just fukt.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 6:35, archived)
# that's fair enough
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 7:04, archived)
# I pinched yours too.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 3:22, archived)
# i can't remember what why,
but i once convinced my wife that, in a pinch, i could perform emergency knee replacement surgery
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 2:45, archived)
# I wish yould've fessed up to that before you took that chainsaw to my leg.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 3:14, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=84QzVPA3rrY
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 3:19, archived)
# Ha! That barber would wilt at the very sight of my beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 3:28, archived)
# i went in a barber's for the fiirst time in nearly 20 years the other day
but that was only to get my son's hair cut
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 4:25, archived)
# So he kept the chainsaw under wraps for the time being.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 4:42, archived)
# chinsaw?
he's need a plane, or probably low grit sandpaper
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 4:55, archived)
# "Oh, hi, folks."
"Y'know, there's nothing I like better on a sunny April morning than scrubbing a boy's head with a plane or some low grit sandpaper."
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 5:14, archived)
# ah, slight confusion on my part.
yes, he kept the chainsaw hidden while Joe was there.
need samdpaper for my head. Can you imagine what his mum would say if i brought him back looking like an egg??
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 5:40, archived)
# Yes, I can imagine that.
I imagine she'd say "Why have you brought him back looking like an egg?"
Or perhaps I'm just being unimaginative.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 5:48, archived)
# no, that's probably right on the money
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 5:59, archived)
# I'm going to see the Bootleg Beatles tomorrow
I'm going to be the bootleg Mark Chapman.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 2:47, archived)
# should be called the Bootles
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 2:49, archived)
# Nifty spot of Half Man Half Biscuit referencing there.
Now squeeze in a nod to "Joy Division Oven Gloves", or even the non-existent "Bed-Blockin' Beats".
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 2:54, archived)
# so that's why their music sounds like that
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 3:17, archived)
# I have here in my... oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 26 Apr 2011, 8:19, archived)