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# Limp-Eyed Clyde

Limp-eyed Clyde is a Liverpool-based gravedigger who lives with his mom and her Jamaican boyfriend Ronnie. Poor Clyde suffers from an assortment of odd ailments, including rooster legs and a rare syndrome which makes his butt grow an extra cheek each year. Nonetheless, Clyde is a warm soul with beautiful green eyes and very, very strong calves. He is currently in the market for a lady friend who doesn't freak out when her boyfriend forgets to take his tapeworm medication.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:26, archived)
# I can't help but wonder
the ethnicity of the boyfriend added nothing. Why do people add it?

edit: good pic. I'm find the top right blur on the canvas freaks me eyes out as I'm trying to focus to see the detail but can't! how odd.
(waxdart hello., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:28, archived)
#
wow, you're a dick
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:56, archived)
# A Liverpool-based dick
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:05, archived)
# So
you've no idea why you wrote that then? Just pointing out a Jamaican in your twaddle. Must be fun walking down the street with you, pointing at all the black people.
(waxdart hello., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:09, archived)
# would it have registered on your radar if he'd said German?
just wondering
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Doubt it.
Another PC brigader 'shakes fist' angrily
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Only if it were these two Germans.

(butchsuede Absit invidia, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:06, archived)
# yes.
In my office, the women babble away using so many superfluous adjectives they loose the point of their sentence or I loose the will to listen.



(waxdart hello., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:34, archived)
# Why do you say women? What relevance does the gender have to your story?
(butchsuede Absit invidia, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:57, archived)
# Because that's what women do.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:41, archived)
# i must have some kind of ADHD
because when the text gets to about ................................................................................................................................................................................here ^

I give up
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Almost exactly the same spot for me!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:41, archived)
# I shot off a little earlier than that...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:04, archived)
# He says black people have tape worm.
(waxdart hello., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:17, archived)
# no
it's Limp-Eyed Clyde who needs to take the worm meds.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:48, archived)
# I hate his ear breath though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:34, archived)
# Nice picture.
(butchsuede Absit invidia, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:05, archived)
# I can't help but wonder
Why is he Liverpool-based? Where he's from adds nothing to the impact of the image, etc. etc.

/sarcasm

(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:04, archived)
#
i like for them to be from somewhere. just ignore it if it does nothing for you.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:16, archived)