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# i've not watched a single second of that sodding wedding
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:58, archived)
# Snap!
I was working but I would have done my very best to have avoiding it like the plague.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:59, archived)
# i was too busy sunbathing
and watching my brothers-in-law erecting my dad's new shed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:01, archived)
#
ing my dad's new shed. :p
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:02, archived)
# i can't even begin to count the number of wrongs in that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:03, archived)
# Depends ... how many brothers-in-law do you have?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:06, archived)
# almost 2
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:06, archived)
# Are you to be bridesmaid again very soon?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:12, archived)
# two weeks tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:12, archived)
# I CLEANED MY OVEN AND GOT DRUNK, I JUST WOKE UP
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:28, archived)
# and my oven is dirty again :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:29, archived)
# and im still a bit drunk
not forgetting everyone hates me
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:30, archived)
# mainly just me that hates me
also nice picture drimel i dont normally just post all over something unless i like it
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:33, archived)
# Thanks, and you post wherever you so wish young man
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:37, archived)
# HAZAA!!!
(disclaimer might be a hairy squirrel woman)
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:40, archived)
# you store booze in your oven?
i just use mine to bake cakes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:30, archived)
# only thing i seem to keep in my oven is burnt pizzas and foam oven cleaner
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:32, archived)
# that foam cleaner smells of piss
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:37, archived)
# so thats what piss should smell like
no matter how much foam oven cleaner i drink..
it allways smells like chicken flavour crisps
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:39, archived)
# this makes me glad i don't eat crisps
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:42, archived)
# or foam oven cleaner
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:45, archived)
# good point
and now i'm off to buy booze before indy starts.
'bye all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:48, archived)
# Byeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

oh, she's gone
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:51, archived)
# you cleaned your oven and got drunk in your sleep?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:31, archived)
# the sleep part, i dont know when that happened im sure it was after i got drunl
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:32, archived)
# You slept in your oven?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:33, archived)
# him or me?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:35, archived)
# I watched to see the dress
Very tasteful I thought
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:59, archived)
# they all look like meringues to me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:03, archived)
[challenge entry] It would have looked better on my bedroom floor!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:21, archived)
#
dress massive, throbbing jankque
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:28, archived)
# ^this
Some good compo entries even though I am sick of the fucking site of them!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:00, archived)
# it's not as if i can escape
still got my sister's wedding to go
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:10, archived)
# I woke up at 2, went out for a bit, now I has boozes.
Great days.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:01, archived)
# i shall have boozes soon
which i shall enjoy whilst watching indiana jones and the temple of doom.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:02, archived)
# SMASH MONKEY, PREPARE TO BE BOOZED
INHELL (or on the sofa, which ever is comfier)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:03, archived)
# definitely the sofa
where i'll probably fall asleep
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:05, archived)
# SWEET SWEET SLEEPS
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:09, archived)
# i'm getting boozes too later hopefully
i've only had two club milks and a bit of pizza so i can get the full alcohol effect.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:08, archived)
# i've had prawn salad and half a twix
but i get pissed very easily
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:09, archived)
# SWEET LADY BOOZE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:10, archived)
# i thought it was sweet lady vinyl
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:11, archived)
# Sweet home booze
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:13, archived)
# very much so
but the baileys is staying in the fridge. that stuff makes me yack.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:15, archived)
# In the fridge?
I thought that stuff was like UHT milk ... to be stored at room temperature
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:17, archived)
# fuck knows
i'm not drinking it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:18, archived)
# "i'll have a few west coast coolers please deary"
nah, bavaria, good cheap shit.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:25, archived)
# Are you a member of the Bavarian Illuminati?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvs38s84S3w

3:05

Dr Dre is a member of Skull & Bones
butt he makes great beats so it's ok
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:35, archived)
# adam weishaupt was my father
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:37, archived)
# Like farta, like Sun
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:39, archived)
# yeah dre was the fucking bad ass dean in yale
random song, i fucking love this song/band www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZSgO6fB_Gw
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:41, archived)
# GO VINDA
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:48, archived)
# FARROKH SAYS YES
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:40, archived)
# hahaha
jim carrey?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:47, archived)
# Yeah, some crappy, highly unfunny thing I stumbled across on YouTube.
The best bit was the fact that James had a lolgay 'tache. It'll come up from a search for Carrey Illuminati if you really have nowt better to do ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:54, archived)
# thusly
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Wt4Oy1lldk
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:51, archived)
# he's like a mx of freddie mercury and vyvyan from the young ones
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:02, archived)
# I like Carrey lots, the Actors Studio interviews are great to watch on utoob
mit James Lipton
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:06, archived)
# he's a funny cunt
my favourite interview was the one with letterman from about 93/94 when he demonstrated how rich people laughed.

this one www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxGbU7uQ16A between 6 and 7 mins is beautiful.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:10, archived)
# ooh danke
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 20:18, archived)
# I also woke up at 2
2 am... my brain's a bit frazzled now
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:08, archived)
# sweet sweet frazzles
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:11, archived)
# The moment I saw Beatrice's antlers
I was like "fuck this" and went for a walk.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:04, archived)
# antlers?
she's stopped hiding them, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:06, archived)
# Well, whatever that thing on her head was.
It looked like she was being skullfucked by the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:13, archived)
# they need to find some way
of sneaking in the uncamouflaged members of the family
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:16, archived)
# Agreed.
Her headgear was as subtle as a fart in a spacesuit.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:29, archived)
# she's the spawn of fergie
she has no concept of subtle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:31, archived)
# Very true.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:38, archived)
# I was working up until 2 then studiously doing other things ...
the TV has not been on and neither has the interweb news. The closest I came was getting a picture off the palace flickr site for reference for this :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:05, archived)
# i can't watch weddings
not while the snooker's on.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:07, archived)
# Wedding?
*goes back into the woods*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:11, archived)
# you're safer in there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:13, archived)
# Not with all the bear and pope shit around!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:18, archived)
# You'd never find a trace of either of those in herTHE POPE
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:20, archived)
# that's why treehouses were invented
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:21, archived)
# Does the Pope shit in a Treehouse?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:27, archived)
# he can't climb trees in that dress of his
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:29, archived)
# Maybe he has a rocket jet under his dress?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:31, archived)
# rockets are an abomination
as they could theoretically be used to reach "God"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:36, archived)
# Makes good compost for the wild strawbs and other fruit I'm growing.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:23, archived)
# Fruit of the Forrest - yum
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:27, archived)
# There is a fruit of the forest near here
he's called Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Same here... Woo!
I did send them this present though and they seam to be enjoying it...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:20, archived)
# Compo comment, odd.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:22, archived)
# well, it's original
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:23, archived)
# Sorry I forgot to add the picture...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:25, archived)