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i've not watched a single second of that sodding wedding

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:58, archived)

Snap!

I was working but I would have done my very best to have avoiding it like the plague.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:59, archived)

i was too busy sunbathing

and watching my brothers-in-law erecting my dad's new shed.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:01, archived)

~~ing my dad's new shed.~~ :p

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:02, archived)

i can't even begin to count the number of wrongs in that

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:03, archived)

Depends ... how many brothers-in-law do you have?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:06, archived)

almost 2

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:06, archived)

Are you to be bridesmaid again very soon?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:12, archived)

two weeks tomorrow

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:12, archived)

I CLEANED MY OVEN AND GOT DRUNK, I JUST WOKE UP

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:28, archived)

and my oven is dirty again :(

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:29, archived)

and im still a bit drunk

not forgetting everyone hates me

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:30, archived)

mainly just me that hates me

also nice picture drimel i dont normally just post all over something unless i like it

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:33, archived)

Thanks, and you post wherever you so wish young man

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:37, archived)

HAZAA!!!

(disclaimer might be a hairy squirrel woman)

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:40, archived)

you store booze in your oven?

i just use mine to bake cakes

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:30, archived)

only thing i seem to keep in my oven is burnt pizzas and foam oven cleaner

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:32, archived)

that foam cleaner smells of piss

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:37, archived)

so thats what piss should smell like

no matter how much foam oven cleaner i drink..
it allways smells like chicken flavour crisps

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:39, archived)

this makes me glad i don't eat crisps

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:42, archived)

or foam oven cleaner

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:45, archived)

good point

and now i'm off to buy booze before indy starts.
'bye all!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:48, archived)

Byeeeeeeee

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

oh, she's gone

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:51, archived)

you cleaned your oven and got drunk in your sleep?

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:31, archived)

the sleep part, i dont know when that happened im sure it was after i got drunl

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:32, archived)

You slept in your oven?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:33, archived)

him or me?

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:35, archived)

I watched to see the dress

Very tasteful I thought

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:59, archived)

they all look like meringues to me

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:03, archived)

It would have looked better on my bedroom floor!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:21, archived)

~~dress~~ massive, throbbing jankque

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:28, archived)

^this

Some good compo entries even though I am sick of the fucking site of them!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:00, archived)

it's not as if i can escape

still got my sister's wedding to go

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:10, archived)

I woke up at 2, went out for a bit, now I has boozes.

Great days.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:01, archived)

i shall have boozes soon

which i shall enjoy whilst watching indiana jones and the temple of doom.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:02, archived)

SMASH MONKEY, PREPARE TO BE BOOZED

INHELL (or on the sofa, which ever is comfier)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:03, archived)

definitely the sofa

where i'll probably fall asleep

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:05, archived)

SWEET SWEET SLEEPS

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:09, archived)

i'm getting boozes too later hopefully

i've only had two club milks and a bit of pizza so i can get the full alcohol effect.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:08, archived)

i've had prawn salad and half a twix

but i get pissed very easily

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:09, archived)

SWEET LADY BOOZE

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:10, archived)

i thought it was sweet lady vinyl

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:11, archived)

Sweet home booze

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:13, archived)

very much so

but the baileys is staying in the fridge. that stuff makes me yack.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:15, archived)

In the fridge?

I thought that stuff was like UHT milk ... to be stored at room temperature

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:17, archived)

fuck knows

i'm not drinking it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:18, archived)

"i'll have a few west coast coolers please deary"

nah, bavaria, good cheap shit.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:25, archived)

Are you a member of the Bavarian Illuminati?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvs38s84S3w

3:05

Dr Dre is a member of Skull & Bones
butt he makes great beats so it's ok

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:35, archived)

adam weishaupt was my father

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:37, archived)

Like farta, like Sun

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:39, archived)

yeah dre was the fucking bad ass dean in yale

random song, i fucking love this song/band www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZSgO6fB_Gw

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:41, archived)

GO VINDA

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:48, archived)

FARROKH SAYS YES

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:40, archived)

hahaha

jim carrey?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:47, archived)

Yeah, some crappy, highly unfunny thing I stumbled across on YouTube.

The best bit was the fact that James had a lolgay 'tache. It'll come up from a search for Carrey Illuminati if you really have nowt better to do ...

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:54, archived)

thusly

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Wt4Oy1lldk

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:51, archived)

he's like a mx of freddie mercury and vyvyan from the young ones

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:02, archived)

I like Carrey lots, the Actors Studio interviews are great to watch on utoob

mit James Lipton

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:06, archived)

he's a funny cunt

my favourite interview was the one with letterman from about 93/94 when he demonstrated how rich people laughed.

this one www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxGbU7uQ16A between 6 and 7 mins is beautiful.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:10, archived)

ooh danke

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 20:18, archived)

I also woke up at 2

2 am... my brain's a bit frazzled now

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:08, archived)

sweet sweet frazzles

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:11, archived)

The moment I saw Beatrice's antlers

I was like "fuck this" and went for a walk.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:04, archived)

antlers?

she's stopped hiding them, then?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:06, archived)

Well, whatever that thing on her head was.

It looked like she was being skullfucked by the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:13, archived)

they need to find some way

of sneaking in the uncamouflaged members of the family

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:16, archived)

Agreed.

Her headgear was as subtle as a fart in a spacesuit.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:29, archived)

she's the spawn of fergie

she has no concept of subtle

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:31, archived)

Very true.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:38, archived)

I was working up until 2 then studiously doing other things ...

the TV has not been on and neither has the interweb news. The closest I came was getting a picture off the palace flickr site for reference for this :)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:05, archived)

i can't watch weddings

not while the snooker's on.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:07, archived)

Wedding?

*goes back into the woods*

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:11, archived)

you're safer in there

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:13, archived)

Not with all the bear and pope shit around!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:18, archived)

You'd never find a trace of either of those in herTHE POPE

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:20, archived)

that's why treehouses were invented

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:21, archived)

Does the Pope shit in a Treehouse?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:27, archived)

he can't climb trees in that dress of his

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:29, archived)

Maybe he has a rocket jet under his dress?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:31, archived)

rockets are an abomination

as they could theoretically be used to reach "God"

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:36, archived)

Makes good compost for the wild strawbs and other fruit I'm growing.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:23, archived)

Fruit of the Forrest - yum

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:27, archived)

There is a fruit of the forest near here

he's called Dave.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:24, archived)

Same here... Woo!

I did send them this present though and they seam to be enjoying it...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:20, archived)

Compo comment, odd.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:22, archived)

well, it's original

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:23, archived)

Sorry I forgot to add the picture...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:25, archived)