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# I used to use a piece of material off the bottom
of my trousers to keep my place when reading. There's a turn up for the books.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 10 May 2011, 8:16, archived)
# and I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags, he's bisatchel.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:18, archived)
# I was watching TV last night and a load of books fell on my head.
I've only got my shelf to blame :)
(duts Optimus whut?, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:36, archived)
# haha :/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:38, archived)
# hahahaha
not heard that one
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:40, archived)
# I went to the video shop
and said "Can I have Batman Forever", He said "no, you've got to bring it back tomorrow"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:49, archived)
# haha
not "Well, you probably don't want it for that long, cos it's bollocks"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:07, archived)
# very much this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 May 2011, 9:16, archived)
# "One of the greatest films ever made", Jonathan Ross, News of the World
Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:26, archived)
# Another example of the very sound reason
the BBC paid him so much money. Real value, right there.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:19, archived)