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# That's great :)
And on an entirely unrelated note (tenuous connection to small children) I was woken up at 6.30 this morning by my 8-year old flatspawn bellowing at a YouTube video 'Use the fucking drill!'
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:47, archived)
# o lord :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Oops
What were they watching??
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:50, archived)
# I don't know
He's been obsessively watching Sonic playthroughs recently so I'm guessing it was one of them.

I don't know why he bothers getting games; by the time he plays them he already knows the whole thing.
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:53, archived)
# The 1979 classic
Driller Killer
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:54, archived)
# A mate's 4-year-old, bored of waiting for mum to choose an outfit to wear, obviously overheard dad one too many times:
'Make a 'cision and stick to it!'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:51, archived)
# I love it when that happens
It's when they come out with something foul-mouthed and the parents just laugh, it gets a bit uncomfortable.

Once in a shop waiting to pay, a kid of no more than 4 kept calling his mum a cunt and the parents just kept laughing.

I would have decked the little twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:53, archived)
# I did once see a woman in the supermarket slapping her kid
and saying, "Don't fucking swear at me you little cunt."
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Good old-fashioned parenting
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:14, archived)
# Haha!
I think it's in Letter to Brezhnev where the scouse mother goes:
'And I don't know what that lot next door think of all the effing and blinding coming from in here, so FUCKIN PACK IT IN!'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:36, archived)