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# My granddaughter saw
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/32676/1305148488/PalaceGourds.jpg
and requested that I revamp it according to her instructions.


Here it is, Katie
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:31, archived)
# hahaha I love it
There's something very "Michael Bentine" about that
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:39, archived)
# the "Potty Time" characters, yes :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Yellow Bentines?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:52, archived)
# That's great :)
And on an entirely unrelated note (tenuous connection to small children) I was woken up at 6.30 this morning by my 8-year old flatspawn bellowing at a YouTube video 'Use the fucking drill!'
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:47, archived)
# o lord :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Oops
What were they watching??
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:50, archived)
# I don't know
He's been obsessively watching Sonic playthroughs recently so I'm guessing it was one of them.

I don't know why he bothers getting games; by the time he plays them he already knows the whole thing.
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:53, archived)
# The 1979 classic
Driller Killer
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:54, archived)
# A mate's 4-year-old, bored of waiting for mum to choose an outfit to wear, obviously overheard dad one too many times:
'Make a 'cision and stick to it!'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:51, archived)
# I love it when that happens
It's when they come out with something foul-mouthed and the parents just laugh, it gets a bit uncomfortable.

Once in a shop waiting to pay, a kid of no more than 4 kept calling his mum a cunt and the parents just kept laughing.

I would have decked the little twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:53, archived)
# I did once see a woman in the supermarket slapping her kid
and saying, "Don't fucking swear at me you little cunt."
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Good old-fashioned parenting
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:14, archived)
# Haha!
I think it's in Letter to Brezhnev where the scouse mother goes:
'And I don't know what that lot next door think of all the effing and blinding coming from in here, so FUCKIN PACK IT IN!'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:36, archived)
# There're b3tans
old enough to have grandchildren? Articulate grandchildren at that?

Yikes.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Of course!
We just don't advertise it, as a rule. No point in inciting generation wars, etc. :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:54, archived)
# There are quite a few B3tards in their 50's
Ham for tea, yes...
*pisses self*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:12, archived)
# *realises that 50s is quite a plausible age to have articulate grandchildren*
Any advance on 50s? Anyone here pensionable? I'm curious now.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:14, archived)
# I'm 68 and know some others
You see, maturity isn't something that might be obvious on a forum such as this, but immaturity always is.

Edit: This is not to suggest that all young people are immature or that no oldies aren't
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Blimey.
*feels young*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Ehhh? What was that?
*gets ear-trumpet*

Now, what did I come in here for?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:54, archived)
# see what i mean about immaturity--yours is showing
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:54, archived)
# Nice work, grandad
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:56, archived)
# naturally, Son
;)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:58, archived)
# I WANT TO START SOME DRAMA
WHO IS AGAINST THIS IDEA? LIST YOUR NAMES BELOW:
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:57, archived)
#
will.i.am
Fergie
Taboo
apl.de.ap
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:00, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=38_MwcGDNhQ&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:21, archived)
# talk--->
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:04, archived)
# BOLSON ORNICORT, PUT YOUR HANDS UP
WHO O OO, OO OOO OO, O O OOOH, O O OOOOOH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:08, archived)
# DRAMA:
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:15, archived)
# *Clicks*
if only for the *BLOFF!* *BLOSH!*
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:49, archived)