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# News
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 17 May 2011, 2:05, archived)
# Testing, testing. is this thing on?
She didn't flinch because she's a replicant.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 17 May 2011, 2:07, archived)
# ahaha - oh fuck - brilliant
this made me splutter beer on the first frame- punched my vagina...
didn't even need to animate from there
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 17 May 2011, 2:11, archived)
# As a pedant,
I'd like to point out that, technically speaking, it'd be virtually impossible to punch someone's vagina.
Not if you want to get real power into the shot. Which, in Maggie's case, anybody with a human heart surely would.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 17 May 2011, 2:18, archived)
# If you would kindly bend over we can certainly try.
In the name of science, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 17 May 2011, 2:21, archived)
# eh?
Where do you think vaginas live then?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 17 May 2011, 2:22, archived)
# Inside the body.
Difficult to reach with a punch, especially considering that you'd need a bit of room to swing, even if it's a wizard's sleeve.
A good hard kick in the twat, though, a doctor writes, would be easy-peasy. And, retrospectively, a bit of a diplomatic coup.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 17 May 2011, 2:29, archived)
# Pussy galore!
www.brightonbodycasting.com/design-a-vagina.php
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 17 May 2011, 2:31, archived)
# Tried that chess game
sacrificed my bishop
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 17 May 2011, 2:52, archived)
# I believe you are pedantically pointing out the difference between the vagina and the
vulva
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 17 May 2011, 2:41, archived)
# Ah, that's the one.
Vulva.
I was using the colloquial catch-all, 'twat'.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 17 May 2011, 2:44, archived)
# which could apply to the majority of her
colleagues
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 17 May 2011, 2:47, archived)
# And her fucking voters.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 17 May 2011, 2:50, archived)
# Libya!
Oops my dyslexia that should be Labia.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 May 2011, 8:20, archived)
# I find a slightly spiked punch
puts many vaginas within reach.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 17 May 2011, 2:34, archived)
# Suave motherfucker.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 17 May 2011, 2:36, archived)
# Mais oui
bien sur.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 17 May 2011, 2:38, archived)
# And having it off with people who aren't tripping off their faces is grossly overrated anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 17 May 2011, 2:43, archived)
# hahahahaha
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 17 May 2011, 2:26, archived)
# I made this on the day but decided not to post

in a related thread it's ok, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 17 May 2011, 2:32, archived)
# Is she dead yet?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 17 May 2011, 2:36, archived)
# It would appear not.
they kicked down the wrong incurable terrorist's door.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 17 May 2011, 2:39, archived)
# She feeds off the blood of the poor
she grows stronger again now that the Tories are in power.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 May 2011, 8:24, archived)
# She can't help it if those minxy 'come-to-bed' eyes practically command one to kick her back doors in.
They won her three elections.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 17 May 2011, 2:40, archived)
# I don't think Maggie would have admitted
to having any part of herself on the left.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 May 2011, 3:00, archived)
# Heya, mof. How's Neu! treating ya?
An agreeable driving companion?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 17 May 2011, 3:06, archived)
# I thought it was interesting.
I preferred the more ambient soundscape tracks (I'm a huge fan of Eno's ambient music; On Land is probably my favourite album).
I thought the rhythm-based stuff (the Motorik stuff) probably hadn't aged quite as well. Good to hear though, given how many people I respect that have claimed it as an influence.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 May 2011, 3:17, archived)
# Awwww, I was hoping it'd flip your lid.
Oh well.
But now the way is clear for you to listen to Sunn O)))'s "Monoliths & Dimensions": music so slow and guttural that blades of grass sprout up though the concrete even before the first track has finished.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 17 May 2011, 3:23, archived)
# Cheers!
I'll check that out.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 May 2011, 3:51, archived)
# Easy to hate instantly, but slowly reveals its subtle 'charms'.
Please don't let the 'metal' trappings put you off - there's something going on in that thar record that transcends genre.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 17 May 2011, 4:06, archived)
# Touché.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 17 May 2011, 3:06, archived)
# We're talking about Maggie here.
I'd rather not touche.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 May 2011, 3:12, archived)