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# Meanwhile, no Rapture here in New Zealand. It's 6:01pm, right on the international dateline. However:

Your problem is obvious.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Sat 21 May 2011, 7:00, archived)
# It's impressive how many people are paying attention
People who should know better.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sat 21 May 2011, 7:05, archived)
# I'm finding it fascinating
that one man's crazy can get such global awareness
yet learned people with important things to say are ignored
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 21 May 2011, 7:59, archived)
# People like loudmouths, they're more interesting - especially when they're a bit crazy.
Unfortunately the response from learned people with important things to say is to also get loud.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sat 21 May 2011, 8:11, archived)
# violence is clearly the solution
if the idiots start shouting, punch them in the mouth, then calm debate can continue
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 21 May 2011, 8:20, archived)
# It's all part of
the dumbing down of civilization
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Sat 21 May 2011, 9:34, archived)
# Is that what time it is mean to happen then?
Woo the your pic by the way...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 21 May 2011, 7:10, archived)
# No-one
seems to have the faintest idea. God included. :)
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Sat 21 May 2011, 7:33, archived)
# Do you think that internez I keep hearing about will have the answer?
* Wanders off to the shops to buy the latest copy of the internetz.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 21 May 2011, 7:44, archived)
# maybe it'll be gmt
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 21 May 2011, 7:12, archived)
# Nah, no apocalypse here just yet.
Oh, hang on a s
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 21 May 2011, 7:17, archived)
# Give it another hour. I think God forgot to set his clock forwar...argh the flash is too bright. I think I'm falling.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 21 May 2011, 7:18, archived)
# 6 pm Jerusalem time, apparently.
Also:

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 21 May 2011, 7:51, archived)
# * Set alarm for 3:55pm UK time...
Well I don't want to miss it...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 21 May 2011, 8:01, archived)
# I'll be soundly asleep.
And will remain so until the following day, on which I will go with the kids to the seaside.

What happened to the lady drawings?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 21 May 2011, 8:23, archived)
# O_O Where did that go?
I just had a power cut as I was editing the top one and now it's gone?
Looking through my posts, I only have the second one now???

* God moves in mysterious ways...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 21 May 2011, 8:30, archived)
# Hahahahaa!
I'm now looking forward to this religious spastic being interviewed over the weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 21 May 2011, 8:31, archived)
# he'll either kill himself
or be killed

either way its an easier route than the inevitable court cases from his flock who he has taken so much money from
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 21 May 2011, 9:00, archived)
# Biblical prophesy only ever related to Israel
the rest of the world is safe
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 21 May 2011, 8:57, archived)