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# You two strike me as the kind of people who like Haggis but don't like Faggots.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:35, archived)
# yummy Haggis
never had Faggots
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# It's like Haggis in gravy
Beardedwife loves haggis but hates faggots. My mind cannot comprehend that.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Faggots are ace.
Not especially keen on Haggis, though. Kidneys are a texture thing for me...
*shivers*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Perhaps you haven't had a decent haggis
there's a lot of shit haggis around that's not very tasty.

Faggots are good.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:39, archived)
# haggis, faggots, black pudding, mushrooms and gravy
WITH MARMITE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Can I swap the black pudding and marmite for an extra faggot please?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:46, archived)
# tell you what, you can have my faggot for the marmite
:)
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# Now you're just being facetious!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:47, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:49, archived)
# This could well be true.
I shall investigate better purveyors of said Haggis.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:48, archived)
# proper Scottish Haggis for the Win
nice and peppery!
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# MacSween's
www.macsween.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Oh, top link, sir!
Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:55, archived)
# our Scotlandish colleagues bring us those now and then!
yum :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:16, archived)
# All the more for me then
*NYOM!*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:39, archived)
# oooh - Polar Opposite
It's a Texture thing with both Kidneys and Liver for me

My Mum used to make us Liver and Onions for tea, and I hated the dryness and bitter taste

I used to eat it though - well you did in those days

I could see my daughter in floods of tears and on hunger strike if I put that in front of her
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# Faggots made me physically sick when I was a kid.
O_o

Disclaimer: This is not a homophobic comment
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:42, archived)
# WHAT! Starts to unfurl ranibow flag
*Reads the disclaimer* Ah, fair point, tinned / boxed commercial faggots are rank. I've had proper chef made ones that were all of the yummy.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:45, archived)
# I had the same reaction with Tripe
*gags at the thought and memory*

what were my parents thinking?

There's an ad on Commercial radio extolling the virtues of Mr Brain's Faggots at the moment
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# *bokes*
We used to feed our dogs tripe, the smell of it cooking was bad enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Tripe is simply disgusting.
My father used to eat that crap. Then again, he used to eat beef dripping sandwiches, so no great shock there, then.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:00, archived)
# now I used to like Pork Dripping on Toast
with lots of salt and pepper
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# *bokes*
That's just rank.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:05, archived)
# isn't that just lard?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Sounds worryingly like it...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:35, archived)