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# Denmark we love you, but seriously? Don’t make us come over there!

Something is rotten in the state of Denmark....
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# mmmmmm- marmite
on hot buttered toats


*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:13, archived)
# nom nom nom
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# YES YES YES YES
Great for when you're getting over being poorly and need something like chicken soup but you're vegetarian like me, this is just as good and lovely.

:9 :9 :9 :9
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:19, archived)
# Mature extra marmite ftw!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:20, archived)
# on crumpets with extra mature cheese on top
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Or soldiers for boiled heggles and soldiers!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:24, archived)
# HALT!
marmite and eggs?

actually - do you offer marmite at Chez Ghost? what do the forrins think of it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:25, archived)
# Yup.
On the toast:)
Also a fantastic stock for spag bol!
EDIT: Although I have to say the weirdest and best I've found is very finely chopped chicken livers with the mince. Tastes fantastic and you get it piss off people who don't eat offal when you tell them as they love it too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:26, archived)
# oooh - good call sir
good call indeed!

*edit* *bokes over chicken liver comment*

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:27, archived)
# They are highly nom.
You should reconsider your strategy, sir.
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# hmm - I'm the kind of person who picks out the kidney from steak and kidney pie
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Kidneys are vile, and you're right to do that (I do too)
However, Chicken livers are top grade stuff, and worthy of your attention.
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# hmm - OK....
I'll take that into consideration and get back to you....

*puts on hold*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:35, archived)
# You two strike me as the kind of people who like Haggis but don't like Faggots.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:35, archived)
# yummy Haggis
never had Faggots
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:36, archived)
# It's like Haggis in gravy
Beardedwife loves haggis but hates faggots. My mind cannot comprehend that.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Faggots are ace.
Not especially keen on Haggis, though. Kidneys are a texture thing for me...
*shivers*
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# Perhaps you haven't had a decent haggis
there's a lot of shit haggis around that's not very tasty.

Faggots are good.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:39, archived)
# haggis, faggots, black pudding, mushrooms and gravy
WITH MARMITE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Can I swap the black pudding and marmite for an extra faggot please?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:46, archived)
# tell you what, you can have my faggot for the marmite
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Now you're just being facetious!
;)
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# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:49, archived)
# This could well be true.
I shall investigate better purveyors of said Haggis.
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# proper Scottish Haggis for the Win
nice and peppery!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:49, archived)
# MacSween's
www.macsween.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Oh, top link, sir!
Thank you!
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# our Scotlandish colleagues bring us those now and then!
yum :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:16, archived)
# All the more for me then
*NYOM!*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:39, archived)
# oooh - Polar Opposite
It's a Texture thing with both Kidneys and Liver for me

My Mum used to make us Liver and Onions for tea, and I hated the dryness and bitter taste

I used to eat it though - well you did in those days

I could see my daughter in floods of tears and on hunger strike if I put that in front of her
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Faggots made me physically sick when I was a kid.
O_o

Disclaimer: This is not a homophobic comment
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:42, archived)
# WHAT! Starts to unfurl ranibow flag
*Reads the disclaimer* Ah, fair point, tinned / boxed commercial faggots are rank. I've had proper chef made ones that were all of the yummy.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:45, archived)
# I had the same reaction with Tripe
*gags at the thought and memory*

what were my parents thinking?

There's an ad on Commercial radio extolling the virtues of Mr Brain's Faggots at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:48, archived)
# *bokes*
We used to feed our dogs tripe, the smell of it cooking was bad enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Tripe is simply disgusting.
My father used to eat that crap. Then again, he used to eat beef dripping sandwiches, so no great shock there, then.
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# now I used to like Pork Dripping on Toast
with lots of salt and pepper
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:04, archived)
# *bokes*
That's just rank.
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# isn't that just lard?
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# Sounds worryingly like it...
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# I like many offals
but also cannot abide kidneys. I wouldn't pick them out though, I'd simply get another pie.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Steak And Ale for the Win!
*edit*

Are we all secret Foodies? Any thread with a mention of food around lunchtime gets a flood of replies

should the site be renamed 3ta.com?


(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:40, archived)
# /\ This post entirely consists of the truth!
*edit*

Pfft! I don't think it's much of a secret. *waddles over to fridge*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:41, archived)
# and it brings together all the nicest of b3tans
I'm not saying anything about you quiet lurkers out there, I don't know you, but I bet you're there, silently reading, but staying strangely quiet, just lurking in the shadows

and I bet you've all got smashing blouses on
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:46, archived)
# It's only a t-shirt
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Now we're cooking!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Vegetable Mulligatawny soup for my lunch :D
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:43, archived)
# ^
I miss Dave the Facts
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:43, archived)
# How about a marmite based DTF special today?
any volunteers?

whatever happened to Duke of Prunes?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:46, archived)
# He went on an outing with Dick Beattie and never returned
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:49, archived)
# what happened to the Puke of Drunes
come to that matter
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:53, archived)
# anyone got a hotline to Flowerpot?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:50, archived)
# Or Evilscary?
What happened to him?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:53, archived)
# was he a Dave the Facts™ Official Deputy®?
Haven't seen or heard of him for ages... think I've even got an email address for him somewhere

*checks pocketses*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:55, archived)
# Ah... his profile says something about work and jobs and that.
Harsh.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:56, archived)
# I had a quick spazz for the source image
but I can only find the Lunch of the Day gif
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:55, archived)
# I was just looking too
dave the facts on google turns up nothing

I did find this though:
www.b3ta.com/board/5419780
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:58, archived)
# It's all redexing for me :(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:00, archived)
# it was more the conversation
thread is so old, the images have all died

see below though
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:05, archived)
# emvee
got one:

www.b3ta.com/board/10022555
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:03, archived)
# An original DoP would be better
but I can't find any either.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:19, archived)
# very much this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Chicken livers, eh?
*makes mental note*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:29, archived)
# It makes the who thing really rich and earthy:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:30, archived)
# *Roger Daltreys*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:32, archived)
# Ghostie, have you got your handy guide to
'What Riverghost Actually Means Rather Than The Garbled Nonsense In His Posts' around at the moment?

I feel in need of it.
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# hehehe
"Things what I really mean, rather than my hurriedly typed and ill- thought out posts"


No Offence Ghostie :)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:38, archived)
# 'Whole thing' sorry
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:39, archived)
# No Sweat, mon brave, no sweat
:)
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# hahahaha
has it got the new Facebook supplement?

;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:56, archived)
# I believe there's an ap for that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:22, archived)
# That is motherflippin' genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:29, archived)
# The marmite or chicken liver?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:30, archived)
# All of it
Don't listen to evil Bilbo for he is evil
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:34, archived)
# *evils*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:41, archived)
# this rocks!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Absolutely this
The strangest combo i've found is toast, with lots of butter and marmite. The icey cold extra mature cheddar put on in thick slices, with beans and sausages (and a knob of butter) that have been boiling for about 20 mins (so they're nice and thick) poured straight on top.

This congeals into a mature sharp and creamy bit of food.

Shit, i'm so making that in a minute :D
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:30, archived)
# baked beans with melted cheese and marmite (optional chilli sauce) is good too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:32, archived)
# Oh i love a bit of hot sauce in my beans on toast
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:34, archived)
# But what hot sauce?
Encona extra hot pepper sauce for me :D
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:35, archived)
# Louisiana Hot Sauce
Brought a big bottle back from canada a few months ago but its nearly empty :(

www.louisianapepper.com/ (horse free)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:40, archived)
# :D I loves me some hot sauce.
I use Dave's Insanity sauce for cooking.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Encona has either got milder over the years or I've lost my taste buds
I went through a little phase of Insanity Sauce and Dave's sauces. I have a bottle of Ass Blaster yet to open. BBQ season will be it's debut!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Hahaha ass blaster?!
I haven't had ring sting for quite a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:56, archived)
# it comes in it's own outhouse...
www.chilliworld.com/SP6.asp?p_id=256
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:57, archived)
# LMFAO
www.hotsauceemporium.co.uk/detail.php?prodID=30
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:01, archived)
# hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:18, archived)
# you bastard!


Where do you live?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:33, archived)
# *takes detailed notes*
Lunchtime is entirely too far away!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Chips, beans, cheese, marmite.
/win
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:32, archived)
# Minus the beans, and you've got me.
*rumbles*
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# Right on!
*High fives with a buttery marmitey sticky hand*
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# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Denmark's never laughed so hard
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:15, archived)
# No one got this upset when they banned Rice Krispies
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:15, archived)
# *burns embassy*
*listens to it going snap crackle and pop*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:16, archived)
# ha ha :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:18, archived)
# Because deep down, I don't think any one really 'trusts' Rice Crispies
noisey bloody puffed up wheat, Umm rice
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:19, archived)
# It's a box of air that rattles
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:20, archived)
# A description that ironically also
fits one of the sales managers here to a tee.
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# *stifled lols*
actually, that just spilled out as an audible splutter
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:28, archived)
# wheat?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Ah, good point well made.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:25, archived)
# There would have been a crunchy nut cornflake outcry though!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:22, archived)
#
hell yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:35, archived)
# Wouldn't have anyhting to do with
Rice Crispies being a Merkin invention...?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:26, archived)
# No that's crabs:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:31, archived)
# i don't know what annoys me more
The fact that there are people in the world who don't like marmite (cheese and marmite on toast = king of all snacks), or that this has brought out the morons who love to quote the advertising drivel that they've had implanted by the idiot box.

Comment in that link: "You either love it or hate it, I guess the Danes hate it!"

Oh fkin LOL mate, guess they should've gone to specsavers simples too. Idiots.

*breathes*

Woo to the pic
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:16, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Calm down, dear
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:18, archived)
# *guilty lolz*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:19, archived)
# hahahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:21, archived)
# ^this^
Like twunts who use the phrase lastminute dot com , when they mean last minute, and think they are hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Ashamedly, I know people like that.
*cringes*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:30, archived)
# I bet they use the word "Hoover"
to signify any vacuum cleaner, too. Immolation's too good for them.

Are there really people who do that with the phrase "last minute"? Crikey.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:34, archived)
# several in my office
Hoover I can uinderstand cos it's shorter than vaccuum cleaner
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:41, archived)
# ^^^ this too
god person x is BORED.COM

Woman X is TIRED.COM

FUCK OFF
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:44, archived)
# I may be about to commit heresy...
... but cheese on toast with Marmite isn't as good as cheese on toast with Worcester Sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:28, archived)
# this also is Exceptionally good
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:34, archived)
# I appreciate the Worcester
but i'm still in the marmite camp
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:43, archived)
# I'm sure there'll be thriving Marmite-based black market soon
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:16, archived)
# brown market?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:18, archived)
# YOUR BOTH RACIST.
AND GAY
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:22, archived)
# GRAYCIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:22, archived)
# A sticky brown market
hmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:22, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Smashing stuff sir!!
*Clicky*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:17, archived)
# *boycotts Lego*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:19, archived)
# are you sure?
I thought it was Botham's?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:21, archived)
# hahahahahaaha
you big daft silly!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Oh, Forbes -
You really are a special kind of special, aren't you?


And I don't think that I could seriously countenance a boycott of Lego. I may not have played with any for years, but I'm made much happier by the thought that I could if I wanted.

Incidentally: is anyone else struck by the resemblance between a Lego man and R**n G**gs?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:25, archived)
# Speaking of which, I'm currently downloading a compromising video of Imogen Thomas with a mystery man
could take a while though, it's 11 Giggs

I *heart* Twitter for stuff like ^this
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:28, archived)
# Oh, well done!
This is actually the first Giggs joke I've heard that's been even close to funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:30, archived)
# that's class!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:30, archived)
# i'm stealing that
Cheggers style
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Bloody-hell! Of course!!!!
*Goes off to build a Danish flag out of Lego to burn* ....finds I don't have enough red bricks...bugger
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Pastries!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:25, archived)
# *applies zippo to an almond swirl*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Burning plastic.
mmmMMMMmmm. Toxic.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:26, archived)
# I've been buying Chinese bootLego
The vehicles the instructions tell you to build out of it all look really commie, so much that when some friends came round the other night they re-enacted Tiananmen Square with them
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Yeah I read that too. I love the claim from expats that they're going to flout the ban.
'ningles matey:)

EDIT: Britian should retaliate by banning Danish bacon (and it's dubious animal welfare policies).
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:20, archived)
# Ningles fella
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:22, archived)
# I expect Sandi Toksvig will make good use of this on this week's News Quiz
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:25, archived)
# As an insomniac
Beeb4 comedy is a lifesaver!

It's a shame the The Unbelievable Truth has finished for now.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Dubious?
Fucking outright medieval, more like.

Edit: Danish bacon is shite, anyhow. Pumped full of water, all that foul white foam comes out of it when it's cooking... Bleaurgh!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:25, archived)
# Medieval?
Back then animals were prized as they meant that taxes were paid and families didn't starve!
They wouldn't raid a pig on concrete or forklift pallets! If find it laughable that what is considered posh quality food these days is in reality food that is raised in a vaguely humain way.
People laugh at what is eaten in Eastern cultures and just eat the same thing, of poorer quality, just diguised. THere's parts they eat that no self respecting Eastener would touch with a 10 foot junk pole!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:03, archived)
# We should start burning Danish bacon until they revoke the ban.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:26, archived)
#
We should start burning Danish bacon until they revoke the ban it's sorry.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:29, archived)
# Mmmmmmm.....bacon.......
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Ite.
The king of the marms. The queen is of course alade.
(twattybanjo, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:00, archived)
# The law will change once Tesco invades and conquers
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Quick, shit and prolly bindun to death

And big too (sorry)
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:31, archived)