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# looks like piss, tastes like piss, i reckon it is probably piss
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 22:24, archived)
# hmm. your argument is a cogent one
i'm sensing money-making opportunities here. if it looks like piss, tastes like piss, and is 4.7% people will buy it for three quid a pop.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 22:30, archived)
# £3 for a tin of piss?
What supermarket are you shopping at?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 22:32, archived)
# Norwegian ones
About £2.30 or £2.40 for a tin of Norwegian home-made piss, about £2.80 for a tin of Danish piss, and about £4 for a bottle of decent British beer. Entertainingly, you can't buy Stella in the supermarkets because it's too strong and has to be sold for an even larger markup in the Wine Monopoly.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 22:33, archived)
# Can't you import some in from the UK?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 22:41, archived)
# nope
the customs duties are strict - each person can import six tins of beer before paying duty, and four bottles of wine, or two bottles of wine and a bottle of spirits. norway's out of the eu so it can do what it likes.

of course, if you get over the border to sweden you can load up your car with only absurdly expensive swedish booze and come back hoping they don't search your boot...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 22:44, archived)
# Jeez....
You need to make your own. Do a Google for 'home distilling kit'. Please don't kill yourself with it or have an explosion in the shed, frightening the life out of your other half and really messing up the washing and the flowerbed nearby when you get a little too adventurous.

Did I admit something? I think not.
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 23:58, archived)
# I like Heineken and consider it one of the better lagers.
Certainly better than Carling, Carlsberg and other well known brands.
I find it tastes like beer did when I first started drinking it.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 22:31, archived)
# I like Carlsberg Export
The rest of them can fuck themselves. Here we've got Aass Fat beer though. That's a common favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 22:32, archived)
# Fursty Ferret, Tanglefoot, Hobgoblin, Pedigree, Old Peculiar either those or a good wine
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 22:44, archived)
# Those are all beers, not lagers
I agree with you on every one of them.

I can get Scarecrow here for inflated prices. Wychwood Breweries FTW
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 22:45, archived)
# Lovely stuff I like ale it's not as fizzy as lager
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 22:47, archived)
# i can't get pissed on lager
i feel sick too soon from all the fizz. british stuff is the worst - german pils is nothing like as bad

it's one of the things i miss most while i live in exile is decent beers
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 22:48, archived)
# http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snhiofL2Rh4
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 13:16, archived)
# which reminds me of...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY7ZX6ngOSs
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 22:39, archived)