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# Wheeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 1:46, archived)
# Ooh, lovely.
My goals in life:
Get a FP - check
Get a comment from rob - check
Totally ignore comment from rob - check
Get someone to do something with meat puppy - check
Get to top of the stats board - gave up on that one about a year ago.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 1:51, archived)
# set up a totally unremarkable profile page-check
;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 2:02, archived)
# Oh yeah,
that too.
edit: hang on...fuck off, if it's not FPed I'm not going to go whoring it around for the attention it missed first time around :p
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 2:04, archived)
# pipe down, ye chisel-dick'd wad gobbler
;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 2:39, archived)
# i found the easiest way to get to the top of the stats board
is to have 4 simultaneous conversations, in different threads, with the same person.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 3:13, archived)
# that is the second time I've heard someone mentioning that as perhaps a goal
I don't get it. When I was home with injury a while back, I found myself second behind Smash Monkey, and I thought, gawd I really have no life if I'm on here that much :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 3:20, archived)
# i made a point of not posting any comments for a week
for that very reason ;)
saying "nice!" to eveything i liked didn't help either
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 3:24, archived)
# one must shut off the pc or laptop
and physically leave the nest to find reality again :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 4:22, archived)
# but then there's damn smart phones!
though it is a massive pain in the arse and you have to be seriously dedicated to post from one
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 4:39, archived)
# or just stay home and
top the stats list. Your kids will talk about that one for years :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 5:15, archived)
# what on god's grean earth
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 1:54, archived)
# STOP THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 1:55, archived)
# Oh my god!
Look at the size of that backside!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 1:56, archived)
# you know what Victoria's Secret is?
she was born a male
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 1:57, archived)
# I thought her secret was that nylon knickers give her thrush.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 2:05, archived)
# "clean-up in obstetrics, plea-uzzzz"
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 2:23, archived)
# Condiments tray, please!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 2:27, archived)
# may I suggest the boiled this evening, Sir?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 2:54, archived)
# Bloody hell
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 1:59, archived)
# Acromegaly is no laughing matter
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUCpG32tPVM
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 2:43, archived)
# better feets den twatz
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 3:10, archived)
# MADATCHA CUZ YA FEETS TOO BIG
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 3:11, archived)
# HAHA! That's fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 14 Jun 2011, 7:41, archived)