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# Steven Spielberg's facial reaction to being called Hitler by Megan Fox
that or the weetabix skinheads shooting the rice crispies elves with a spam cannon
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:04, archived)
# hahaha!
Lovely ideas, both.
Although, being a pernickety cunt, I'd prefer to see the Weetabix skinheads stamping, remorselessly and repeatedly, on the heads of the Rice Crispies elves, without firearms.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:13, archived)
# ok, how about
facially raping them with their spam cannons
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Well, if that's the price of peace, we can shake hands on it.
(Come on, though; just a couple of crafty knees to the bollocks while those in charge are looking the other way, eh? There's a tenner in it for you)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Why did Megan Fox call him Hitler?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:14, archived)
# because he asked her to learn her lines or something outrageous on Transformers 2
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:15, archived)
# ..and he gassed an old Jewish couple. Accident apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:24, archived)
# She had lines in TF2?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Well she didn't have any curves...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Don't you mean Michael Bay?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:25, archived)