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# Excuse me
(number9, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:18, archived)
# "I don't think much of yours mate....."
;)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:19, archived)
# John Lydon?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:20, archived)
#
Dave Whelan
(number9, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Number 1 has pickled onions round her neck.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:20, archived)
# My kind of lady!!!
*rubs hands*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Damn, I shouldn't have mentioned pickles in front of you!
Now you'll go on a vinegar-tainted snack fuelled bender!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:24, archived)
# ha ha feck! You know me too well (I've already started)

*the above may depict actual events*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:26, archived)
# NOM!
I've almost cained a whole jar of chillililli this week, it's not really spicy enough for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:29, archived)
# Try making your own,
it's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:34, archived)
# I recently finished the massive jar of chutney I made, which was really good for my first attempt.
I shall have a look about for recipes and give it a go :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:38, archived)
# CAREFUL NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:30, archived)
# *crunches amid a fog of vinegar*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:33, archived)
# When teaching in Romania I stayed with a family of whom the mother would sit all day in the kitchen
Chain-smoking, and popping pickled gherkins from an enormous jar.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Living the dream...
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:34, archived)
# You see, ^this^ is the mark of "cultured" country
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:35, archived)
# ooooOOOOoooo
Lovely Cornichons...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:33, archived)
# indeed,
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:35, archived)
# I love vinegar
but gherkins are shit
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:47, archived)
# How do you stand on onions?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Love 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:20, archived)
# mmmmmm
pickled onions...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:22, archived)
#
pickled onions anal beads
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Sorry, don't have the proper source here, but all the same:
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:32, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:34, archived)
# clearly photoshopped
these boobs are just too big for asian women
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:20, archived)
# I'll have the #1.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:21, archived)
# No,yes,no,maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Is that reading right to left?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:24, archived)
# yes, yes, yes, yes
whichever way round they want
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Bruce Willis has let himself go
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:31, archived)
# they don't look best pleased at having him in the team
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:51, archived)