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# fuck . . . forgot the butter wagon
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:47, archived)
# arf.....nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:51, archived)
# :) thx
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:57, archived)
# Mmmm, giant cloned toats is the tastiest toats of all
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:56, archived)
# cloned for quality control ;p
Edit: how cool would it be if real-world items could be cloned and manipulated in the same manner as with P'shop
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:57, archived)
# The only bad thing about this is that it is able to drive away
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:01, archived)
# but not by itself, so....
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:04, archived)
# how about a muffin?
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:03, archived)
# don't mind if I do, thanx
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:07, archived)
# This could be an entry to many a compo
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Starwars vs. Hello Kitty: The Quickening
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:16, archived)
# My bet is on Hello Kitty
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:19, archived)
#
I was thinking that too
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:20, archived)
# especially about hybrids of stuff, mebbe
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:24, archived)
# Well, the toast is jumpy and sort of orange, so that's last weeks compo
- Secret Life of Kitchens, as in, your toaster is secretly a caravan
- Crucial design flaws, as in, whoops the mobile toaster is too big to be of practical use
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:31, archived)
# sure, all of those
but, although it inches toward the clever side, it's not really a thing to giggle at, so it would be just another run-of-the-mill entry
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:34, archived)
# im pretty sure that's texas toast
the worst kind of toast known to mankind (don't give it a try if you don't know it)
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:13, archived)
# other than it's thickness, what?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:18, archived)
# Just what this neighborhood needs...more white bread.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:24, archived)
# lacist!
we need equal-opportunity bread legislation
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Things will go a-rye very quickly...mark my words!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:27, archived)
# Calm down there guys.
I think we need to leaven the playing field.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:29, archived)
# that kind of politics takes a lot of dough
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:30, archived)
# We knead to carefully think out our policies.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:31, archived)
# More half-baked ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:33, archived)
# They only appeal to the upper-crust.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:34, archived)
# I tire of all the floury speeches
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:37, archived)
# They fail to rise when the heat is on.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:37, archived)
# we elect--they take office and loaf
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:41, archived)
# We need to go back to core values.
Too many of our people are living on the bread-line.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:42, archived)
# And problems are piling up on our doorstep
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:45, archived)
# this thread is not about your dog :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:48, archived)
# That's the yeast of her problems.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:52, archived)
# and take a huge slice for themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:44, archived)
# While so many of our citizens have nothing to wheat.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:45, archived)
# Keep your nose to the grindstone they say.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:47, archived)
# I wouldn't pay a pumper-nickel for that advice
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:50, archived)
# You batard!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:54, archived)
# hey quit strokin' yer pita and give it up
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:59, archived)
# Ciabatta quit yourself! You'll go blind!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:03, archived)
# this thread is giving me a whole-grain headache
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:14, archived)
# mega crunch
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:28, archived)
# useful if you find yourself in a traffic jam
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:33, archived)
# Aw man, that's worse than the fucking bread puns.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:33, archived)
# Yeah, blow a raspberry to that one
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:44, archived)
# I never liked the taste of traffic jam.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:39, archived)
# too much metal and rubber for my discerning palate
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:44, archived)