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# this dead guy may live to regret that he died
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:18, archived)
# my grave is going to say DEAD in big letters
nothing else.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:22, archived)
# wouldn't that be overstating the obvious?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:23, archived)
# a can of coke has COKE written on it
what's the difference?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:25, archived)
# That's true
but in that case shouldn't it say GRAVESTONE?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:28, archived)
# no
otherwise the coke can would say ALUMINIUM
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:29, archived)
# no
otherwise the gravestone would say GRANITE or MARBLE

I take your point though. It should probably say GRAVE on the gravestone.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:30, archived)
# I love over logical conversations...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 6:13, archived)
# yeah I guess you're right
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 7:04, archived)
# Diet Croak?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:31, archived)
# Ok so is that the worst joke you've ever made?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:32, archived)
# If this is a poll question
I vote "AYE"
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:34, archived)
# Must be pretty close.
Pretty close indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:44, archived)
# You're dead right...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 6:13, archived)
# my kitchen
has tiles with pictures of kettles and loaves of bread.
(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 6:45, archived)
# lest you forget what the kitchen is for, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 7:31, archived)
# I might have a recipe put on mine.
Or maybe a page from a car manual. How to assemble a carburetor, something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:26, archived)
# sure--something useful, as well as memorable
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:28, archived)
# Yep. Highly detailed technical instructions on a headstone are pretty fucking cool.
The trouble is: after 200 years or so, the fine detail on a gravestone tends to get eroded to the point of illegibility.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:36, archived)
# not to mention the fact that by then the technology will be so outdated
as to serve only the prurient interests of historians
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:39, archived)
# Historians? Twats. There's only one thing worse than a historian, and that's a jour-
oh. ah. Erm, carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:44, archived)
# somewhere in that rogue's gallery comes politi--
*bites tongue*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:48, archived)
# or a penguin,
ashally
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:56, archived)
# design your own gravestone online
www.jjchandler.com/tombstone/

there may be better ones elsewhere
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 6:03, archived)
# Thanks,
but I already have a gravestone for my profile - one I actually 'shopped in a past life (may be before your time)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 6:15, archived)
# so I see--
I was surprised to see so many "generators" online for creating fake receipts, prescriptions, church signs, etc. Sure, we can all shop those things, but some of these are quick, easy and quite realistic
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 6:21, archived)
# haha or a kittin
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 6:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 6:55, archived)
# Bloody hell,
are you really that old, Mo? And why wouldn't Tribs let you have 69?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 7:05, archived)
# Tesco
buy one, get one free with coupon
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 7:33, archived)
# i think you hurt his feelings
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 15:53, archived)
# According to the engraving, he didn't die
he received a bye to the next round.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:39, archived)
# he might have clarified that with "goodbye"
but alas
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:41, archived)