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[challenge entry] Think very different.

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(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:53, archived)
# lolcringe!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:59, archived)
# julien assange has had a bit of work done hasn't he.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:59, archived)
# oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:00, archived)
# Hahahahaha yay!
I love how everyone's desperate to damn him as insane, when in fact he seems absolutely lucid and his plans by all accounts are thought-through, and mentally, philisophically and politically roundly argued and justified.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:00, archived)
# and copied from the unabomber and a variety of british newspapers
i heard that bomb go off. i've not been into the centre of town since -- no point at the weekend because it was being patrolled by soldiers and police and everything was shut, and then i've been at work since. but it smashed windows hundreds of metres away. it's changed the feeling of the city quite a bit, and the failings of the norwegian police don't fill anyone with confidence when they say he "acted alone".
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:05, archived)
# Yes - I'm not doubting his apparent laziness or lack of wit.
I'm merely interested to note that the "nutcase" thing doesn't seem to be sticking to him very well, and it's discourse is more indicative of the fear he's generated than of his mental state, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:09, archived)
# oh i agree with you
i don't think he's insane at all - not that way. i think he's unhinged, but i don't think he's lost his reason. i just wish the police had had the sense of mind to kneecap the cunt on the island before they arrested him.

i guess i was making a general comment to let off some steam. it's been a stressful kind of week all in all...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:11, archived)
# I'm sure it has, and I wish my best for a speedy recovery for all involved. It must be a horrendous experience.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:12, archived)
# Particularly for Norway
They're totally unprepared for anything like this. For me it brings back a lot of memories from when I was young, sitting watching telly and seeing more news about the IRA. That doesn't make it any less unpleasant, of course.

The media in Britain are reporting that he'll only get 21 years, btw. That's not entirely true. He'll get 21 years... plus a recommendation that it be renewed in 5 year blocks if the judge feels it's warranted. With this guy, I think we can guarantee that they will.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Yeah - but that's like saying that Hitler had..
...some radical social and economic policies that were way ahead of there time - and he did, but he was ultimately a mass murdering fuckhead (to quote Eddie Izzard)

Have I just invoked godwins law?
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:08, archived)
# See above - my point is that he's clearly not nuts.
He is actually a "different thinker".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:11, archived)
# I agree
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:20, archived)
# I'm guessing they won't be using that phrase in court.
/two penneth
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:21, archived)
# They also won't be calling him "insane" if they can get away with it
The law changes when you do that, and people here want justice. A peculiarly open, Norwegian form of justice, but justice nonetheless. An insanity charge would leave everyone feeling very robbed. His lawyer's entering it because there's nothing else he can do.

I actually feel sorry for the lawyer. He's got nothing to do with any of it, and is bewildered at why Breivik specifically chose him, and he's actually of the Labour party in the first place. And suddenly, because justice demands that everyone has the right to be defended, he's got to defend someone I'd guess he'd love to convict -- and at the same time face criticism and abuse from people asking why he's doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:25, archived)
# It's loose - loose for that lawyer
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:28, archived)
# Yes I thought this - feel very sorry for the lawyer (who also looks like he's perhaps the coolest man on the planet bar me).
That he's from the Labour Party is clearly important to Breivik - the whole thing is all a bit Se7en in it's planning.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Yeah, it seems a bit that way
He did spend years sitting around planning it.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Oh Noes!111!!11!!one eleven11!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:27, archived)
# I'm glad that made as much sense as it did.
Less so that it made none at all.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:53, archived)
# who did Hitler murder?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Say what you like about Hitler
you have to give him his dues.

/so going to Hull for that one
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Funny you should mention Hitler.
Only Glenn Beck (now ex of Fox News) could look at a situation where a right-wing Aryan fascist goes on a European murder spree and compare the victims to Hitler...
I think this guy puts it best: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iljva1EoVzc apart from following a great rant with a lengthy plug for a DVD of some of his favourite rants...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:55, archived)
# If he's declared insane, they get to lock him up for longer.
Otherwise they might have to let him out again after 21 years.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:20, archived)
# Nah
I don't imagine any judge would do that. There's the option to renew in five-year blocks and I can't see any judge, even in 21 years, not going for it. This guy is never getting out of prison.

(Actually I'm not going to be surprised to hear of a "suicide" in a few months' time.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:27, archived)
# My favourite article on him so far is this:
www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/jul/27/breivik-anti-feminism

Only in the Guardian could they write a whole article about the "chilling" "anti-feminist" tone of his manifesto. He may have shot a whole load of children in the face, but worse than that, he wrote some shit about feminists on the internet, the bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:32, archived)
# Hahaha
I love the Guardian. It's like the Daily Mail for the politically-correct.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:58, archived)
# That's exactly what it is.
Read by opinionated people wanting their opinions echoed.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Pea for the compo: Face Time...
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:35, archived)