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[challenge entry] A cover version of the old Edwin Starr floor-filler

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(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:18, archived)
# I bet this goes viral in Norway or maybe not
www.guardian.co.uk/music/2011/jul/28/morrissey-norway-attacks-mcdonalds-kfc
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:26, archived)
# I love the comment "what an utter, utter, bell-end"
Sums Morrisey up so well.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:40, archived)
# Indeed, I know he's dedicated to his cause but
to compare the Norway Masacre with fucking KFC is really insenstive and plain stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:49, archived)
# Weeellll, what do expect from somebody that hasn't really produced anything of any merit since 1987?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:55, archived)
# a smaller belly
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:58, archived)
# If ever proof were needed that all vegetarians are utter pricks, here it is.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:45, archived)
# and if we needed proof that you are a prick, you just provided it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:55, archived)
# Actually, I'm a vegetarian myself.
I was pretty much paraphrasing what I've been reading on Twitter for most of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:56, archived)
# OK. I'm not one to judge people by dietary beliefs,
perhaps I was guilty of a satire bypass.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 0:03, archived)
# Yeah, this wasn't demonstrated particularly well with what I said initially.
Probably due to lack of iron in my system or something. I haven't eaten meat since 2002.

I think this means I can say 'fuck Norway, I hope they all die immediately' without fear of retribution of any sort.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 0:11, archived)
# Freedom of speech must involve the freedom to be offended.
Try cabbage & broccoli. Or staples.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 0:21, archived)
# Agreed.
Are staples made of iron? I'm going to have to check the nutritional values on the next packet I buy.

Which I'm pretty sure will be never again in my life.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 0:27, archived)
# I have never bought staples. Not once. Or eaten them.
As a vegetarian since 1988 I'm well used to checking labels, not looked for ferric content yet.

I've just realised how old I am. Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 0:35, archived)
# Nor I.
I've been in Staples, if that counts.

It depends how old you were in 1988, obviously. I can't really compete with that. You have 14 years on me. I know. It's not a competition.

If we're talking percentages, I've been not giving a shit about Norwegian massacre victims for about 30% of my life. That makes me quite old as well. YOU DO THE MATH! Actually, don't. It was quite painful for me, so I'd avoid attempting it. And I think I got it wrong as well.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 0:46, archived)
# Sorry ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:46, archived)
# THE IN SOUND FROM WAY OUT!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 2:43, archived)