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[challenge entry] a quick one
you & cunt is a bit off centre

From the Fake Ads challenge. See all 193 entries (closed)

(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Nowt worse than an off centre cunt.
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 14:11, archived)
#
off centre eccentric?
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Swearing and smoking. Two of the biggest and cleverest things, ever.
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 14:13, archived)
# I'm a doctor and I concur.
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 14:14, archived)
# yeah, but ya know
you're not like one of them proper doctors though are ya!
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 14:16, archived)
# *cries a bit*
No, I'm not.
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 14:20, archived)
# awww, there there
I'd expected a "we were doctors before them, we're the proper ones" type rant.
I use to love winding the misses and her friends up with that

*kicks at ground, wanders off*
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 14:25, archived)
# Meh,
I once got a free cake in a cafe when they asked what I did. "I'm a postdoc at the uni."
"Oh, so you're a doctor, then?"
"Err, yep!"

It still catches me by surprise when I see it on letters.
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 14:40, archived)
# if i'd've known there was a possibility of free cake
i would've tried harder at school

*dusts off the physics books*
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Don't call me a cunt you fags
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 15:12, archived)