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[challenge entry] Someone write this novel please...
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(TheMighty Blackout has done bugger all since posting this on, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:14, archived)
# Sounds awesome
but I'll wait for the film :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:27, archived)
# Poirot will eat the food in the fridge.
Then they both get inside it to survive the nuclear explosion. Then there are aliens. By the end, everyone hates anyone who had anything to do with its existence.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:00, archived)
# nice!
but when it comes to egypt, this is 12 years too late to fully grasp my interest
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:32, archived)
# You prefered the tombs before they were all opened?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:35, archived)
# november 4th, 1922
the day tutankhamen's tomb was discovered. i was obsessed with him as a kid, still got tons of egyptian knick-knacks about the place
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:37, archived)
# Indy was out of his depth. Punching gobby Nazis was one thing, but this Belgian could really waffle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:47, archived)
# Top men.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:50, archived)
# That's a big cigarette holder?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:50, archived)
# Yeah
Poirot smoked massive fags
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:03, archived)