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# Where's Cameron?
Oh, there he is.

(jaredearle There is no spork., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:33, archived)
# He's going to get on a plane tonight and come back to take CONTROL!
God bless David Cameron. He'll single-handedly face down all the rioters.

Edit: Also, he looks wonderfully smug there :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:37, archived)
# he's coming in
i feel safer already
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:38, archived)
# Somewhere...
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:38, archived)
# A hundred struggling businesses going up in flames.
"yeah, the accounts got burned in the building - bloody rioters..."
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:41, archived)
# Why the FUCK
am I being bombarded, by all media, with details of this local news story?

Londoners set fire to London, and steal things from other Londoners, in London
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:48, archived)
# Tell me where you live MisterPunch
and I'll give you a local news story to address the balance.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:52, archived)
# Ok dude I'm bored waiting for your response, I'm going to assume you live in Telford. Here's your local news:
 
1) Traders in Market Drayton hope a new event inspired by national retail guru Mary Portas will provide a boost after it was claimed it was the most abandoned town centre in Shropshire.
 
2) A Shropshire industrial estate which was dubbed a “fly-tippers’ paradise” has been transformed after workers fed up with the constant mess decided to clean it up.
 
3) It’s the middle of summer – the furthest point from the bleak midwinter’s best efforts to wreak havoc on Shropshire’s road surfaces – and the war on potholes continues apace.
 
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:06, archived)
# I live in Bournemouth...
News me !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:10, archived)
# Here we go:
 
1) PROPOSALS that could see private parking wardens operating in Bournemouth are set to go before the council.
 
2) A MAN is appealing for help after hundreds of family photographs stored in a unit in Christchurch went missing.
 
3) REBECCA Adlington, double Olympic Gold medalist and World Champion swimmer, says Poole girl Tae Smith is ‘an inspiration’.
 
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:10, archived)
# me 2
lololo0olol
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:22, archived)
# Edinburgh
and I have read today's Scotsman and the Edinburgh Evening News - which were full of some shite about riots in london.
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:17, archived)
# And the festival's on.
And it's full of London-based so-called comedians. I'm moving to Syria.
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:21, archived)
# Ok
VOLUNTEERS behind Scotland's first community-run bakery are celebrating a double boost this week after securing a bumper cash injection and planning permission for their pioneering venture.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:24, archived)
# I'm glad about that...
...they really needed the dough!!!

Take that, you shitty cockney comedians.
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:28, archived)