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# I love playing Just Cause 2, having fun smashing cars & killing the bad guys in various different ways using the grappling hook the main character has
but that doesn't mean I want to do it for real
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:00, archived)
# I enjoyed that game :D
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Never played that
Also, I've never had the urge to kick grannies to death on the street, or find a long line of Hare Krishnas and run them over one after the other. I wonder if something's wrong with us? I mean, the media are telling us that violent games cause violent crimes, and yet we're showing no inclination to commit violent crimes!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:03, archived)
# I'd fucking love a portal gun though!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:04, archived)
# I'd use it to put a little hole in the seat of my chair that goes straight into the toilet
That way I could poo at my desk at work.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:09, archived)
# Ahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:12, archived)
# clever
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:12, archived)
# thank you
i foresee three problems with this

1) i'd be sitting naked (or at least trouserless) at my desk
2) i'd have to have two portal guns so that i could make a flush, too
3) it would begin to smell a bit

but to be reasonable, these aren't problems so much as being all teh fun.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Are you trying to tell us you aren't naked now?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:19, archived)
# I'm wearing a jumper
It's a bit chilly here today
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Good man
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:35, archived)
# True
but I've lost count of the number of prostitutes I've hogtied and thrown on the back of my horse since playing Red Dead Redemption.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Yeah but everyone does that
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:16, archived)
# And thus the defence rests, m'lud.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:26, archived)