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[challenge entry] Present and Future Middle-Class Law Enforcement

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(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:45, archived)
# MAKE THAT MAN PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED SHIRES OF ENGLAND!!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:46, archived)
# DEATH TO OBJECTIVITY
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:50, archived)
# Floating balconies for all
with free croissants, juice and broadsheets, and no physical access to other balconies. That'll cure all social ills.
Except possibly the loud R&B coming from the next balcony all night, but you could always float away.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:55, archived)
# once all the chavs are dead, we can start on the R&B fans!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:58, archived)
# And inconsiderate cyclists.
(gah, too late)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:03, archived)
# and inconsiderate drivers
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:08, archived)
# Spotting a considerate one is an achievement.
/biker
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:10, archived)
# IM WITH HIM
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:17, archived)
# SOAP - swears on a picture.
8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:19, archived)
# how DARE you!
it took a good five minutes to cut him and his railings out and overlay on a london riot pic. SOAP indeed!

It also took me a good 10 minutes to think of something for him to be thinking that would sum up the collective opinions of the knee-jerk, emotional, unthinking, sociologically ignorant right-wingers who have shown a complete inability to think objectively since the riots started. I'm still not happy with it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:34, archived)
# I'm a big fan of massive swears, so it all worked out, Doc.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:07, archived)
# yeah!
Go Smug!
(rogerzilla, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:28, archived)