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# This, that

and the other.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 13:02, archived)
# VOOORRRPPPPPPP
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 13:02, archived)
# ^ this
with added sawdust and Bonne Maman Strawberry conserve.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 13:04, archived)
# I'm sorry JPG, but I have to take issue
Bonne Maman jams are rank-awful!

Wooden Spoon Preserving Co. Are where it is at! Their Pilgrims Raspberry is insanely good and one of the few shop-bought jams allowed in Chutney Towers.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 13:07, archived)
# I wasn't recommending them!
The furthest I would go is to use it for trapping wasps.

Edit: In fact, a combo of afore-mentioned sawdust and 'preserve' would make a rather good mouldable Wasp-Trap.
A kind of C4 for Hymenoptera.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 13:10, archived)
# ha ha :D
Well done that man!

Not least because Pub-time yesterday afternoon was ruined by bastard wasps that kept trying to land in your beer, then getting all arsey when you swiped em.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 13:11, archived)
# haha ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Oh
That's purdy!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 13:30, archived)
# *waves*
Hello You!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Hello back.
I hope this fine Monday is treating you well.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 13:39, archived)
# It is indeed, and yourself, too!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 13:44, archived)
# I'm a little lost
for something to do actually. I finished an art yesterday and a video Saturday that I thought both would take me longer than they did.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 13:46, archived)
# This calls for a cheeky 'Monday day off'
to catch up, methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 13:48, archived)
# I have a friend who makes stuff like this, he won't mind me posting this as he's currently in the Gambia.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 13:33, archived)
# Eeep!
Frame 3 is terrifying....
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:02, archived)
# you big thilly
^_____________^

www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/hlq23.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Don't take acid before you use a swiffer....!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:25, archived)
# sweet swiff statement
danke
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:46, archived)
# 0__0
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:35, archived)
# Mmmmm... Swooshy...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Afternoon, Mr Headwound!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Afternings sir...
Bloody quiet round here today isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Very much so, I just popped by to count the tumbleweed drift past...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 13:49, archived)
# I've been in all day, but ran out of funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 15 Aug 2011, 13:53, archived)
# I find that hard to believe!
What's going on, young fellow-me-lad?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 13:54, archived)
# vorp! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Prodge!
How did the *thing* go?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Woohoo!
Good noons, my lord.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 13:58, archived)
# And a hey nonny nonny to You, my lord...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Lovely.
It looks really wet.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Thanks, Mr Mole
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Cor.... how ace and.. super shiny indeed....
This is why you shouldn't take acid before having a fight with Darth vader..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:15, archived)
# :)
Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:15, archived)
# ooooh, that's ace, JPG!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Cheers, Steve!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:15, archived)
# WOOooooooo! That's what Speed Racer's blood looks like.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:34, archived)
# ^ winnar!
*atomic is awarded 7 points*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:55, archived)