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# I'm very out of touch with modern art, I only found out about these guys this week, no excuse
www.jakeanddinoschapman.com/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 5:33, archived)
# Hahaha
hell yeah, these guys always raise a smile for me. Proper trolling; they actually make a living at it and have a shitload of fun in the process.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 5:38, archived)
# I wish I could make a living wage making pictures and music
but I lack commitment, so, 9-5 pollution blues it is
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 5:55, archived)
# what kind of music (and or performance) are you speaking of?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 6:18, archived)
# terrible shit that nobody would ever want to buy ; )
 
I have unrealistically high standards and hate most things I do, b3ta is fine though because it is all for fun
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 6:28, archived)
# I guess I'm talking genre
I used to play keys in jazz and R&B bands for years. I still create originals on occasion in my little studio, and create backing tracks for other musicians to use for various purposes. I get paid for those, but it's not a very good per-hour return, if you know what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 6:36, archived)
# I'm kind of all over the place.
if pressed for a point of reference I would say Zoogz Rift, or Soul Coughing..

but when I reach for the acoustic it's usually in the Kristin Hersh / Frank Black / Jon Fratelli line of things

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 6:51, archived)
# There was also that rap you did for the private pants party time song
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 6:55, archived)
# I wasn't around for that.
I'm still feeling kind of left out to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 6:57, archived)
# DO SOME OF THE CLAPS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 7:07, archived)
# FUCK YOU RAP I'M BETTER THAN THAT
I WANT BONGOS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 7:11, archived)
# TAKE THE SOLO
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xE2M3RJJXA
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 7:18, archived)
# It's almost time for a reprise
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 7:58, archived)
# I can relate to some of those, to a point
You probably won't relate to my stuff, but I'll thrust one at you anyway. I'ts a dance/jazz/marginally fusional original I call SmoothPass
dl.dropbox.com/u/29207904/Smooth%20Pass.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 7:02, archived)
# I think I heard a rap version of this.
It was a woman, she was saying stuff like, "your call is important to us, please continue to hold for the next available representative".
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 7:10, archived)
# does that mean you think it sounds like please-hold or elevator music?
If so, I agree in a way, but it's mine and not everyone can do it :)

ed: of course I did not expect an answer. You are rather predictable that way.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 7:16, archived)
# when I play piano it's mostly Satie, or a bit of the old Ludwig van.
 
somtimes a rag or two.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 7:13, archived)
# that covers a bit of territory
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 7:24, archived)
# I suppose it's art, given that probably not just "anybody" could do it
(or at least not anything similar twice in a row.) Why anyone would want to, though, is a different matter.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 5:39, archived)
# farting in church, i believe
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 6:45, archived)
# correct--but if it leaves an incidental stain on the pew (pardon the pun) that might be art ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 6:47, archived)
# there's a very nice looking church at the end of our road
maybe i should enquire about about putting on an art exhibition
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 6:53, archived)
# nice looking is important--wouldn't want to showcase your work in a hovel
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 7:12, archived)
# but would it be more arty in a hovel?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 8:44, archived)
# it's an untested theory in fart art
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 8:54, archived)