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[challenge entry] MonkE Apes
Since I don't paint, 'shopping will have to illustrate my ideas

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(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 3:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Hey Kids
"Happy Hour with Albert EinJaw"
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 4:34, archived)
# flanpint extra smooth.
(Testicles just for you, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 5:24, archived)
# smmooo (hic) oooth
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 5:33, archived)
# :)
www.greatsage.net/
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 4:48, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 5:30, archived)
# Anyone who says they "Do not paint" have a very narrow definition of the word.
Of course, I'm fast and free and think taking a staged photo is painting.

Sue me.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 4:58, archived)
# I'm not an expert
and I haven't seen lots of pictures like this before but I think that this may have been shopped.


Something about pixels.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 5:02, archived)
# a staggering insight, indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 5:20, archived)
# I suppose crapping in a toilet could be construed as "painting" it
in some less-constrained definition ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 5:16, archived)
# well, if you rope that toilet off in a gallery space and do it, people will pay good money to see you do it, ART
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 5:19, archived)
# Had a discussion on here recently about what is art and what isn't.
This ^ (toilet painting) might qualify if the result was borne out of a prowess above and beyond that which would be expected of the average person (plus had some particular level of significance.)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 5:27, archived)
# I'm very out of touch with modern art, I only found out about these guys this week, no excuse
www.jakeanddinoschapman.com/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 5:33, archived)
# Hahaha
hell yeah, these guys always raise a smile for me. Proper trolling; they actually make a living at it and have a shitload of fun in the process.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 5:38, archived)
# I wish I could make a living wage making pictures and music
but I lack commitment, so, 9-5 pollution blues it is
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 5:55, archived)
# what kind of music (and or performance) are you speaking of?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 6:18, archived)
# terrible shit that nobody would ever want to buy ; )
 
I have unrealistically high standards and hate most things I do, b3ta is fine though because it is all for fun
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 6:28, archived)
# I guess I'm talking genre
I used to play keys in jazz and R&B bands for years. I still create originals on occasion in my little studio, and create backing tracks for other musicians to use for various purposes. I get paid for those, but it's not a very good per-hour return, if you know what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 6:36, archived)
# I'm kind of all over the place.
if pressed for a point of reference I would say Zoogz Rift, or Soul Coughing..

but when I reach for the acoustic it's usually in the Kristin Hersh / Frank Black / Jon Fratelli line of things

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 6:51, archived)
# There was also that rap you did for the private pants party time song
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 6:55, archived)
# I wasn't around for that.
I'm still feeling kind of left out to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 6:57, archived)
# DO SOME OF THE CLAPS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 7:07, archived)
# FUCK YOU RAP I'M BETTER THAN THAT
I WANT BONGOS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 7:11, archived)
# TAKE THE SOLO
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xE2M3RJJXA
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 7:18, archived)
# It's almost time for a reprise
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 7:58, archived)
# I can relate to some of those, to a point
You probably won't relate to my stuff, but I'll thrust one at you anyway. I'ts a dance/jazz/marginally fusional original I call SmoothPass
dl.dropbox.com/u/29207904/Smooth%20Pass.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 7:02, archived)
# I think I heard a rap version of this.
It was a woman, she was saying stuff like, "your call is important to us, please continue to hold for the next available representative".
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 7:10, archived)
# does that mean you think it sounds like please-hold or elevator music?
If so, I agree in a way, but it's mine and not everyone can do it :)

ed: of course I did not expect an answer. You are rather predictable that way.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 7:16, archived)
# when I play piano it's mostly Satie, or a bit of the old Ludwig van.
 
somtimes a rag or two.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 7:13, archived)
# that covers a bit of territory
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 7:24, archived)
# I suppose it's art, given that probably not just "anybody" could do it
(or at least not anything similar twice in a row.) Why anyone would want to, though, is a different matter.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 5:39, archived)
# farting in church, i believe
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 6:45, archived)
# correct--but if it leaves an incidental stain on the pew (pardon the pun) that might be art ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 6:47, archived)
# there's a very nice looking church at the end of our road
maybe i should enquire about about putting on an art exhibition
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 6:53, archived)
# nice looking is important--wouldn't want to showcase your work in a hovel
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 7:12, archived)
# but would it be more arty in a hovel?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 8:44, archived)
# it's an untested theory in fart art
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 8:54, archived)
# There was the guy
who ate different coloured foods until he pooped that colour. Bottled them and then made what can only be described as shitscapes painted only with his multi-hued turds.

I'd give that one art (If only for the suffering to get a blue paint)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 6:00, archived)
# I'd think that would fail on the significance level
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 6:13, archived)
# I was once made to see an exhibition of casts (in bronze) of unusual spaces
it started with the spaces under chairs.
Then moved on to the spaces under stools.
I really don't want to know how she got all those famous people to have molten bronze poured up their arses.

Ha! I just realised that you all think I'm joking.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 5:55, archived)
# Rachel Whiteread
She makes casts of negative space. I saw one thing of hers which was a cast of the space inside a library.
Oh and I just remembered it was her who made a cast of the inside of an entire house... alright, wiki says she won the Turner prize for it.
I never saw the house, but the library was actually fanatastic.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 6:13, archived)
# Hey there!
What's the URL of your filter? I wanted to run a couple of my slideblend images through it.

Ok I got it, Rapitinui pointed me at your domain
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 5:22, archived)