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# New BMW ad's a bit edgy.



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(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 22:38, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 22:56, archived)
# The mind boggles as to what that would be like if they had been stools instead...! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:07, archived)
# Codn't think of a fishy pun here ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:17, archived)
# It would have been out of plaice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:18, archived)
# We can all bream, can't we?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:21, archived)
# If I weren't in such a salmon mood.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:25, archived)
# I'm a ray of sunshine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:29, archived)
# And you have a shark mind to be thinking replies so quickly...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:33, archived)
# Aww, don't be so koi! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:29, archived)
# I'm trawling through the thesaurus looking for related words..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:36, archived)
# Sorry it took sole-ong to reply!
I didn't do it on porpoise!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:26, archived)
# I'll put a cup of char on
This may take a whale
(I helped save b3ta! Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:31, archived)
# I hope you share it with us.....
You don't want us all saying you're shellfish...! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:34, archived)
# Double ouch there...!
I'm going to clam up for the rest of the night...
I might look at some prawn on the net and the go and get some kip per..! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:32, archived)
# I sea I sea. I'll pond-er my next coarse of action for the night.
I was angling for some more puns but I'm all trout at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:39, archived)
# Stuck between a rock and a hard plaice?
(I helped save b3ta! Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:44, archived)
# 4 in 1 ... you win the night ....!!
I'm laughing so much I need to see a heart sturgeon... I just don't know what's reel or not any more...I made a rod for my own stickle back when I first replied to the orignall post....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:46, archived)
# Looks like weaver winner.
(I helped save b3ta! Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:49, archived)
# My mussels in my fingers are aching with all this typing..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:52, archived)
# Oh carp! I hope I haven't made you unwhelk.
But at least it's strengthened your stomach mussels. Or maybe I'm just talking pollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:51, archived)
# Haha.. A nudge is as good as a wink le to blind man...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:54, archived)
# What doesn't krill you makes you Conger!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 1:01, archived)
# I'm about to keal over board..
I don't know what my shrimp would make of this conversation...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 1:07, archived)
# I'm saury, but that does rays a question...
If a fish haddock-ramp, would they be so drastic as to see a sturgeon?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 1:16, archived)
# I do belive you must be house sharing with Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall....!!
AICLMFP....!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 1:23, archived)
# *presses fiver to screen* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 1:38, archived)
# Tench an mounts as I try to think of another....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:22, archived)
# Don't be koi.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:25, archived)
# Roll mops round on the carp et laughing.....
These are difficult to think of when I have a blinding haddock
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:28, archived)
# I'm beginning to flounder.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:30, archived)
# I'm a silly bass tard to have used three jokes in one reply...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:37, archived)
# I'll mullet over.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:40, archived)
# You'll have to type louder....
I'm a little hard of herring....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:44, archived)
# Fin
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:03, archived)
# Things are a little tench around here!
\EDIT Perch-ance I should read previous posts properly!
(I helped save b3ta! Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:24, archived)
# Roach one up and chill.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:25, archived)
# Blennie of time for that,
(I helped save b3ta! Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:26, archived)
# seems fishy to me
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:30, archived)
# Looks like she hakes the smell....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:40, archived)
# The pic has no meaning
was a bored afternoon yonks ago.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:44, archived)
# Was making a Joke.. we're doing fishy puns above :-)
Hake/hate ? ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:49, archived)
# Dam
Does that count? :D
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:50, archived)
# Haha... you can bank on it..!!.... I have tears stream ing down my cheeks..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:57, archived)
# I will not brook that from you
Edit. I'm babbling now...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 1:06, archived)
# Pond ers reply......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 1:17, archived)
# Lake your time
god that was poor.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 1:19, archived)
# Weir tired... so I'll wave goodnight :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 1:30, archived)
# best to keep the pikeys at arm's length
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 15:43, archived)
# hahaha.. took a minute for the penny to drop ...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:14, archived)
# BMW spactards
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:38, archived)
# Arf! I just bought a beemer.
Truefax.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:42, archived)
# I'v heard they're brill...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:51, archived)
# I fucking love it.

What kind of a cunt would drive this? Me! *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:56, archived)
# Hahahaha...... ace......
You seem like an absolute top bloke to me...
but you seem like a top cunt as well .! "Meant in a nice way..! ;-)"
So you and that car seem like you are made for each other..! :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:03, archived)
# Fair point well made.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:08, archived)
# Don't be concerned.
all the nice boys drive a good Beemer ( '09 M5 here :))
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:13, archived)
# Nice.
I almost went for one until I found this. More me, it's my 3rd 7 series, the other two were pretty standard but this has been well tooned. I've got a white van too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:23, archived)
# Yes. I know the model, nice.
I only had one 7 (745i '85) and it was a restoration project. Took a little too much out of me. Current is my 10th BM including 3 M3s and 3 M5s. Sucker for a bit of Bavaria :)


forgot to say. I've had 5 Mercedes Sprinters too. All white. I feel ya brother ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:32, archived)
# Can I have your old car if you don't need it any more please..!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:13, archived)
# px'd it.
It was just about fucked anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:24, archived)
# And here was me thinking putting please at the end..
Would just make you go "Yer.. just come and pick it up at your leisure"...! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:30, archived)
# pfft ;)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:01, archived)
# You don't realise how big they are until you see them side by side...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:47, archived)
# It always amazes me
that some people who own an original mini ever actually manage to drive. It must be difficult looking over the steering wheel with their heads up their arses.
(I helped save b3ta! Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 9:47, archived)
# Are BMW having a joke?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:05, archived)
# I'll stick with me porsche turbot

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# Yum!

(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 4:17, archived)