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# see? THAT'S how they're supposed to look!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:24, archived)
# perhaps with lettuce, tomato and mayo?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:31, archived)
# apart from the tomato, i agree
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:32, archived)
# I found a piece of tomato in a pre-packed sandwich that wasn't included in the description
some of it went in my mouth

I almost sued
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:36, archived)
# you should have
fried tomato is fine, but i can't stand the texture of it fresh.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:38, archived)
# sounds like it must have been soggy
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:39, archived)
# I eat tomatos practically every day

staple food of mediocrity
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:42, archived)
# Love them in sauces, sun dried and the general cooked flavour
just something utterly wrong with them raw.
they should rename them shitfruits
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:44, archived)
# ^ this
Raw tomatoes are the sauce of all evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:54, archived)
# I just can't believe how wrong you people are

What about those ickle roma snack tomatos? Eh?

*shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:11, archived)
# fry 'em up
then we'll talk
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:15, archived)
# *goes sulking in a corner*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:19, archived)
# it's the texture of the raw flesh
that coupled with the skin makes me yak.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:21, archived)
# I'm sure you're confusing tomato with EVERY OTHER FRUIT AND VEGETABLE SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:24, archived)
# even the lychee?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:25, archived)
# Lychee skins are rank

But now I find myself advocating a cause that I don't feel that strongly about. I just like tomatos, raw or otherwise. Mostly otherwise.

Just not tomato juice.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:36, archived)
# tomato juice is yummy
i think i may go and buy some.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:42, archived)
# *facepalms*

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:48, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:50, archived)
# mmm, tomato and staples
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:44, archived)
# seems that I've heard that at one time, tomatoes were thought to be poisonous
(what a joke someone was having)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Tomato plants and leaves are though

I used to pick them as a summer job. Did it several years. No words can describe the thick smelly black-green stain you get on your thumb from breaking the stems.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:11, archived)
# tommytartoes
are lush
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:56, archived)
# this^
maybe add some white pepper and a bit of chicken
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:38, archived)
# black pepper!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:42, archived)
# lacist
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:43, archived)
# it just tastes better
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:46, archived)
# agree--esp. fresh ground
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:46, archived)
# i don't like it when it's grated out of a chairleg
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:49, archived)
# nah, i knew someone would jump up and say black pepper
but, trust me,
chicken, bacon, mayo, iceberg lettuce, quality baguette with white pepper. try it and tell me i'm wrong
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:51, archived)
# i don't like white pepper
it's too fine, it catches me at the back of the throat.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:53, archived)
# ah, but if you mix it up with the mayo, you don't get the throatyness
i agree with the fresh ground black pepper in pretty much every other instance, but in this one, it has to be white
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:54, archived)
# does sound lovely
but i can't try it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Right, I`m jumping up
naa...fuck it...cba
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:55, archived)
# Sandy bacon mmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:40, archived)
# isn't he a scottish butcher?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:42, archived)
# wasn't there a Sir Francis somewhere? 'p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:46, archived)
# possibly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:50, archived)
# might be a bacon image in this reference
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francis_Bacon
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:57, archived)
# i like the thought of bacon's utopia
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:03, archived)