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# Stupid deaths, stupid deaths, they're funny cos they're true.
Stupid deaths, stupid deaths, hope next time it's not you!
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# I also harbour a suspicion that chair might not
pass the next office, health & saftey review.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:18, archived)
# 'harbour'? have this...
uk.travel.yahoo.com/p-promo-3361576
man complains about sight of fish in working harbour
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:31, archived)
# Being a parish councillor in a very rural village this is depressingly (and increasingly) common...
See also:
Too many tractors on roads,
Cows too loud, (they keep us awake)
Pigs too smelly, (make it stop)
Too much mud, (no action asked for)
Why do they have to harvest wheat on a saturday?

And the very best, which we get once a month, "We saw a rat, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT???"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:39, archived)
# Local Parish Councillor in a rural backwater?
you're a brave man
/has experience of such Parish Councils
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:41, archived)
# Aye, the nutter quota is quite high (which I like)
It's the all the stuff generated by people who've moved into an area and expect it to change overnight to their whimsical view of what "country" should be.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:52, archived)
# Why do farmers scatter tyre-puncturing thorn hedge cuttings all over the road?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:42, archived)
# creates extra traction
It's like "organic" road gritting :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:53, archived)
# Hahaha
Less cars skidding off the road = less farmers shouting "Get off my land"
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:20, archived)
# Bloody townies.
i put it to the judge that David Copp is not only a cock but also a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:19, archived)