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own cuntshed piece by piece. mons pubis and hinges free with first issue
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Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:06,
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bugger I knew I was doing something wrong all these years
*note to self for future reference: locate the brass knob thing before intiating foreplay
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Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:13,
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*note to self for future reference: locate the brass knob thing before intiating foreplay
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practise makes you very tired and a bit sticky
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Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:15,
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we're just not necessarily in the same room as each other when we're doing it
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Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:24,
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I have had a shit day, have gone to the pub and I have been reading through today posts on my phone.
I have just got back to this thread and I have just pissed myself, loling as loud as you can in the middle of the pub. You two have just made my day. Thank you.
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Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:34,
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I have just got back to this thread and I have just pissed myself, loling as loud as you can in the middle of the pub. You two have just made my day. Thank you.
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EDIT: "Build your own cuntshed, hinges free with issue one" - What an image....
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get in there fella. try some foreplay. locate the brass knob thing at the earliest opportunity. that's my tactic from now on
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Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:38,
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* I am going to have to leave soon... this is getting imbarising!
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Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:40,
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and asking where it is shows a lack of sensitivity that may well see you expelled from the fumble zone immediately
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Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:57,
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