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# who knew!
bugger I knew I was doing something wrong all these years

*note to self for future reference: locate the brass knob thing before intiating foreplay
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:13, archived)
# you know what they say
practise makes you very tired and a bit sticky
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:15, archived)
# hey we always do foreplay
we're just not necessarily in the same room as each other when we're doing it
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:24, archived)
# what about that thing with the jelly, the funnel and the crayons?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:28, archived)
# Thank you..
I have had a shit day, have gone to the pub and I have been reading through today posts on my phone.
I have just got back to this thread and I have just pissed myself, loling as loud as you can in the middle of the pub. You two have just made my day. Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:34, archived)
# Why do people have to look at you when you are sitting quietly having a pint and still giggling like a girl?

EDIT: "Build your own cuntshed, hinges free with issue one" - What an image....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:36, archived)
# maybe they're giving you the eye?
get in there fella. try some foreplay. locate the brass knob thing at the earliest opportunity. that's my tactic from now on
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:38, archived)
# HA HA HA
* I am going to have to leave soon... this is getting imbarising!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:40, archived)
# the brass knob is often hidden
and asking where it is shows a lack of sensitivity that may well see you expelled from the fumble zone immediately
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:57, archived)
# because you're sitting on your own and giggling like a girl
they're trying to decide if you're a psycho, a simpleton or a possible shag. they want to either run from you, run to you or run you up the back passage.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:50, archived)
# O_0
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 19:23, archived)
# don't worry, it's all good :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 19:31, archived)