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# Actually, you know what? I don't fucking care.
Everyone here just ignores me most of the time anyway.
I'm off, you rotten shower of cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:53, archived)
# I was tempted to link you to the "art bollocks generator"
..it's always good for a laugh......unfortunately it ain't working at the moment:(.......check it when it is...it's an excellent chuckle :)

spiekermann.com/en/art-bollocks/
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:59, archived)
# That reminds me of being obliged to use Bloom's Taxonomy when making proposals for my final film at Uni.
But my original question was more an enquiry as to what mofaha had found to be effective technique for his eyefuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:05, archived)
# Don't listen to mofaha. He doesn't know what the fuck he's doing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:07, archived)
# Change your name first
PROTOCOL must be observed
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:01, archived)
# Stop oppressing me.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:08, archived)
# OBEY
Now be a love and put this lotion on it's skin. Ta v much.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:11, archived)
# Change it to LS18 for extra points.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:09, archived)
# I can't,
it looks like goodbye fuckers has taken that back...
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:21, archived)
# Allow me to explain.
I was looking at the one that's often called "annoying beans" and it looks as if the rotation of the beans, which is apparent due to the contrast of light and dark edges, flounce flounce flouncey flouncey flounce.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:20, archived)
# So what youre saying is,
it's trial and error? They're definitely getting gooderer.

Maybe eyefuckers could be an image challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:24, archived)
# That sounds like a fun challenge.
We could hold it during national migraine awareness week.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:27, archived)
# Hahaa
and rob could put banner ads for migraine medications on the site for the week, make some cash on click-throughs
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:29, archived)
# Basically yeah.
I think has something to do with the fact that your brain tries to make sense of the shading in terms of light direction, but since the shading is rotated in each component (suggesting an impossible lighting arrangement), the whole thing shifts visually as your mind tries to resolve the new shading information in a way that makes sense over the whole image.
That's a guess, but if you work on that assumption in the way that I have right here, it does start to fuck up visually, so even if I'm wrong about the reason, it's not a bad approach.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:28, archived)
# Ah, yeah, that makes sense.
I might have a go sometime. I haven't had any hallucinogenics for years, but I do enjoy these little reminders.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:37, archived)
# i
concur.
(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 0:05, archived)