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# She should probably use a peeler for that
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 8:56, archived)
# Maria: NO Thanks!!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:00, archived)
# OOOOOH! You used a KNIFE on a PINEAPPLE!
EVERYONE knows you don't use a fucking knife on a stupid bastard PINEAPPLE! GOD!!!
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:02, archived)
# let her lose some fingers
it's the only way she'll learn.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:07, archived)
# I 'peel' mine with a steak tenderiser
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:15, archived)
# I grip the pineapple between the back legs of a goat
and peel it with a sharpened shovel.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:42, archived)
# that's a much better technique than mine
I already have a sharpened shovel too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:52, archived)
# I sit on them for four days
then throw them off a building and eat the remains
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:21, archived)
# I really don't think she can use a knife properly
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:06, archived)
# are you replying as if the drawing is speaking?
or are you calling emvee maria?

emvee is your name maria?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:13, archived)
# only at the weekends
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:15, archived)
# the missus did dress me as a girl again on Friday night :(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:33, archived)
# get her a real girl!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:35, archived)
# that would imply that I'm somehow an inferior substitute
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:45, archived)
# but think how much you'll learn!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:53, archived)
# MV stands for Maria Venuti
www2.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Australia+World+Premiere+Arrivals+UGt7vmEfJojl.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:30, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
it all makes sense now

:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:31, archived)
# who...whu......wha.....HUH?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:32, archived)
# hahahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:35, archived)
# TOO SOON
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:42, archived)