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# is he mourning the lack of fanny hole to put it in?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 11:41, archived)
# This was my initial thought . . .
But then, "Any port in a storm?"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Ah the old Mermaid Problem
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MermaidProblem
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 11:46, archived)
# It's a known fact that mermaids invented the tit wank.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 11:50, archived)
# ^THIS^
100%FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:10, archived)
# And they poo forwards.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:14, archived)
# nah it hangs out the back of them
all stringy and following them around
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:32, archived)
# somewhat belatedly, this...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Exactly like that
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:15, archived)
# You mean, it's not just the overriding assumption of lateral, rather than vertical tails?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:12, archived)
# I assumed they'd have vertical tails like dolphins
But now I think about it, if they were half-fish they'd be lateral...

Huh
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Movement is lateral, the tail fins are vertical.
On a fish.
Unless it's a flatfish, but they cheat and lay on their side.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Maybe her leg just grow?
Like Daryl Hannah's did in Splash?



Click for Proof (Possibly NSFW)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:50, archived)