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[challenge entry] It didn't work out as well as I wanted it to...



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(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:32, archived)
# These ultra-wide posts are beginning to annoy me a bit
So no offense to you or Clay (who also seems to enjoy making them over 500k in an attempt to needle the Nazis) but I'm going to be hiding them more or less by default.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:34, archived)
# It did give me a thumb nail version


But that did it even less justis..

* Sorry Boris...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:38, archived)
# The thumbnail version
just looks like a really rubbish cock. You could always thumbnail to 800 pixels wide, that would keep even people on 1280x800 displays happy. And, frankly, fuck everyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:12, archived)
# or 800 deep - Oh hang on that's not right is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:30, archived)
# hahahahaha
Is it wrong that I keep *clicking this?
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:35, archived)
# 28,571 pixels wide - What do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:39, archived)
# come'ere
let me put this shiny trophy on your lapel


think I got some dust in my eye
*wipes tear away
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Woo thanks!
This means a lot to me you know...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:55, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:01, archived)
# One advantage with the wide ones
If you're catching up with /board, and scroll down to the bottom of the page while it's loading, you get that annoying thing as images above you appear and make the bit you're trying to look at move down. That's much worse if the pics are tall.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:47, archived)
# killjoy! ;)
but I always keep my file sizes down by slicing them horizontally (that last one I did was made of 5 pics, each around 100K)

you can scroll past em faster and most importantly it also makes them FP proof
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:06, archived)
# This is true
but it means that when I'm scrolling the screen often goes skewing off to the right and I have to scroll it back to the left again. That's the only actual problem I have with them, so my aim in the future is to look at them and then hide them. :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:11, archived)
# sir, my sales pitch:
www.b3ta.com/board/10537863
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:11, archived)
# :)
Go ahead, but don't count on me not clicking "Hide". So long as it's all understood it's nothing personal.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:12, archived)
# sorry boris
I do wonder If I'm taking the joke too far, I do have a private chuckle though,maybe too private, I'll probably get bored with em soon enough ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:20, archived)
# no apologies necessary
i've said my piece, as opinonated and unimportant as it is :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Hehehe
i was expecting a big fluffy cock at the end of that
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:34, archived)
# neck sounds great
or something
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:34, archived)
# I have seen that film once only
when I was an ickle chutney and loved it. I have never seen it since, so it exists in that state of perfection, that something half remembered can only do.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Got news for you, buddy...
I've violated it sexually since.

(No climax, sadly. Just an endless plateau of dead horse.)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:46, archived)
# 0_0
*stands up in court*
Please show me on this furry Luckdragon where Manic touched you....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:52, archived)
# brave effort that man
(but don't forget to slice it horizontally into separate pics to keep the size down ;) )
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Now split into three images and a massive 16,000 pixels wide!
Thanks for the advice Clay!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:28, archived)
# fucking hell
I knew it was a mistake getting out of bed today
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:34, archived)