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# very tall buildings and pharmaceuticals are probably the only surefire (painless) means
of course, you could always 'cowboy up' and jump into the lion cage at the zoo.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Pharmaceuticals isn't necessarily painless
you need to know what you're doing/taking.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:59, archived)
# True dat!
I asked a farmer and he knew feck all about it!

so he just ran me over with his threshing machine . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Yeeeeeee-hawwww!
A fine way to go.
Until it takes you out with a single swipe and starts biting lumps out of your corpse in front of a party of 9-year-olds with clipboards and worksheets,
and then wanders lazily to the front of the enclosure and takes a hearty dump, before lazily strolling back to the cadaver to nibble away at the internal organs.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:03, archived)
# Ey oop Trampy
s'a good job there's no Derby zoo


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Dave, you enigmatic old so 'n' so, you!
Grrrrrrrrr!

Nice to see ya round these parts again.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:15, archived)
# you keep your eyes
off my parts!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:15, archived)
#
*attempts to interfere with Dave's clarinet*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:21, archived)
# I've always toyed with the idea of combining a jump with an art work
Cover the ground under a sufficiently high building with fresh canvas and make a splash.
Wonder how big it would need to be to not miss all of the red paint
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:06, archived)
# yeah
and because it's you it'll prolly be front-paged . . .

*sniggers nawwtilly*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Take the canvas with you while you jump

It's like jumping into a pool with an airbed, only artier
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:15, archived)
# It might act as a parachute and slow your descent
and then you'd end up only being paralysed for life instead of exploding over a huge area
Nowhere near as arty
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Use a lead frame
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:21, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:22, archived)
# hahahaha!
You're so fast . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:27, archived)
# This is ART
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:54, archived)
# You/your victim bleeds red paint?
It would be a lovely picture of a human pizza though :D

edit: Afternings toasty x
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:21, archived)
# hello missus, sorry, wandered off
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:05, archived)