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# this is kind of what they're going to do to me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:19, archived)
# They're turning your torso into "unimpressed face"?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:22, archived)
# not quite
major reconstructive surgery. got the go-ahead yesterday! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:24, archived)
# I take it that's a: yay!?
Good luck with that. Be sure to write them an amusing message on your abdomen. Better still, draw a massive CDC with curly pubes.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:32, archived)
# it's a definite yay!
after waiting 23 years, i have a chance at a normal life and maybe even a job!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:34, archived)
# Yay, normal life
And yay, regular source of income :D
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:37, archived)
# i can't wait! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:39, archived)
# 3->¦ ?
(Cruising Capacity, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:31, archived)
# looks like bruce forsyth
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:31, archived)
# you should see it when i bend over
you know when you tip a can of bachelor's chicken soup into a pan? it kind of looks like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:33, archived)
# haha, sheer poetry
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 2:26, archived)
# put your breasts on your hips?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:33, archived)
# they're already there
gravity is a harsh mistress
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:35, archived)
# Phwoar!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:36, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:39, archived)
# Do you have a history of eating far more than required on a regular basis?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:36, archived)
# i did
but bariatric surgery was 3 years ago. i've lost 17 and a half stones so far.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:38, archived)
# you're shiiting me
in all seriousness?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:42, archived)
# yep
i was fucking HUGE
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:43, archived)
# wow
that sounds pretty full on!
hope all goes well x
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:48, archived)
# it was a lot easier than you'd think
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:53, archived)
# WOW.
Just wow.

Good luck with the op :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:50, archived)
# thanks :)
exploratorive surgery on october 19th, then just the wait for the full reconstructive surgery
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:54, archived)
# Exploratory surgery should be done with pith helmets and a line of native bearers I think
Fingers crossed it all goes well
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:28, archived)
# I reckon baryonyc surgery would be cooler.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:57, archived)
# probably
but i've got some pretty cool scars
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:59, archived)
# If a baryonyx had done the surgery you would have a LOT more scars.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 0:02, archived)
# i don't need any more
*counts*
well, i've got 11 visible and fuck knows how many hidden
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 0:05, archived)
# This is great, that you're going to be pressed between two blue spheres.
I just hope being "normal" doesn't exclude b3ta.

But really, congratulations. That must be a big relief. Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:41, archived)
# it is.
i was declared disabled at the age of 14, after many years of negative testing. medical science has finally caught up with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:45, archived)
# You're getting a tattoo of an arrow to help people find your vagina?
Grats.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:49, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:50, archived)
# nope
already got 3 tattoos, getting an angel on my right shoulder and a devil on my left as a birthday present to myself :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:56, archived)
# Awesome! Whenever you're faced with a moral dilemma you can imagine them whispering conflicting pieces of advice in your ears.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:59, archived)
# that's why i'm getting them ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 0:01, archived)
# Why? Are they getting rid of your quato?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 0:46, archived)
# eep
good luck with everything
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 0:55, archived)