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[challenge entry] Callipers not included

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(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:26, archived)
# hahahahaha good work!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:27, archived)
# ha ha
loving the third track
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:28, archived)
#
Nurburgcockring?
(I helped save b3ta! Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Good work on the cock and balls.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:42, archived)
# ^ Quote of the week, right here
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Crash was such a terrible film
Lots of reliance...on long...pauses...between words...to convey...some kind of...gravitas...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:42, archived)
# weren't there two films called crash
and both were equally bad?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Yes indeed - there's the Paul Haggis unworthy-oscar-winner too
A pale imitation of Magnolia with ISSUES thrust in your face. I don't care if those ISSUES are attached to Thandie Newton, it's still rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:16, archived)
# oscar winner?
fuck! it just goes to prove how little the awards actually mean
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:34, archived)